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I’m drunk

  1. 2025-01-17 at 3:40 PM UTC
    #21
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    If you're done with your pathetic attempt at a life, let me get back to my sweet dreams of being more interesting than you could ever hope to be.
  2. 2025-01-17 at 4:15 PM UTC
    #22
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Sweet dreams buttercup!
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  3. 2025-01-17 at 5:19 PM UTC
    #23
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    "Who are you?"

    "The name is Rodent, ma'am. Dark Rodent."
  4. 2025-01-17 at 7:26 PM UTC
    #24
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I LOVE YOU
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  5. 2025-01-17 at 7:27 PM UTC
    #25
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "Who are you?"

    "The name is Rodent, ma'am. Dark Rodent."

    The Dark Rodent is a title, not a name.
  6. 2025-01-18 at 5 AM UTC
    #26
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by shitty titty I’ve been without my Vyvanse for a week WHICH HAS NOT BEEN FUN.

    I REFULLED my script this morning tho and I’m back on that gravy train holla at ya girl ewwww weeee.

    Anyways I’m drunk. Thank you. And I’m watching the curious case of Natalia Grace!

    Have yall heard about this little bitch? I mean LITTLE FOR REAL. she has some rare form of dwarfism and she was adopted like 3 times. Anyways this family ended up with her and when she was6 years old.

    But she had pubic hair? Can you have pubic hair at 6. You Google that. I’m not going to. Wariat probably knows. Fucking retard. So know NOBIDY ONOWS HOW OLD AHE IS AND THEY THINK THEY ADOPTED AN ADULT.

    LOL


    I watched that show. It was a trip! I didn’t know if I should, actually, feel sorry for her or feel that she was hit pretty hard… by the whacko fairy! 🧚‍♂️
  7. 2025-01-18 at 5:02 AM UTC
    #27
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I'm drunk today too. All last night I was tryna persuade my Muslim friend to try it since she's never sipped alcohol. Made me crave it.
  8. 2025-01-18 at 5:12 AM UTC
    #28
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    What the hell is wrong with you, trying to corrupt someone's beliefs just to satisfy your own fucked up desire to watch someone get hammered for the first time? You're like a sadistic puppeteer pulling strings on a marionette made of regret and cheap booze. If you're gonna be a fucking lush, at least have the decency to keep it to yourself and not drag your innocent friends into your pit of despair. And for what? A little entertainment? Grow the fuck up and get a life, you pathetic excuse for a human being.
  9. 2025-01-18 at 5:31 AM UTC
    #29
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I LOVE YOU

    This is a great post. You seem to have a lot of Zen

    If you ignore the person you love, your loved one will not have the impression of being loved by you

    You think the other person in your life is going to be there forever, but that is not true. That person is impermanent, just like you. So if you can do something to make that person happy, you should do it right away. Anything you can do or say to make him or her happy - say it or do it now. It's now or never

    youre truly wise beyond you're years
  10. 2025-01-18 at 6:23 AM UTC
    #30
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker What the hell is wrong with you, trying to corrupt someone's beliefs just to satisfy your own fucked up desire to watch someone get hammered for the first time? You're like a sadistic puppeteer pulling strings on a marionette made of regret and cheap booze. If you're gonna be a fucking lush, at least have the decency to keep it to yourself and not drag your innocent friends into your pit of despair. And for what? A little entertainment? Grow the fuck up and get a life, you pathetic excuse for a human being.

    Everyones a sucker for a first timer
  11. 2025-01-18 at 2:12 PM UTC
    #31
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker The Dark Rodent is a title, not a name.

    its a perjorative that people people without honor and ethics pick up and sling around their neck like its some kind of title of honour.

    people with low iq and with absence of critical thoughts.
  12. 2025-01-18 at 2:39 PM UTC
    #32
    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    At 110 calories per shot it's understandable how regular alcohol consumption resulted in the truckergut
  13. 2025-01-18 at 2:41 PM UTC
    #33
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
  14. 2025-01-18 at 3:05 PM UTC
    #34
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina its a perjorative that people people without honor and ethics pick up and sling around their neck like its some kind of title of honour.

    people with low iq and with absence of critical thoughts.

    Hey you little shitstain, what the fuck do you want from me? It's early on a fucking Saturday morning and you're bothering me with your dumb-ass ramblings about "honor" and "ethics"? Get a fucking life, will ya? Oh, wait, you don't have one, do you? You're just some lazy piece of shit who thinks the world owes you everything because you managed to wipe your own ass today.
  15. 2025-01-18 at 4:30 PM UTC
    #35
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Bailey has given up on the curious case of Natalia Grace

  16. 2025-01-18 at 5:14 PM UTC
    #36
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Mfw I’m watching a show about a midget’s sexlife:

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  17. 2025-01-18 at 5:14 PM UTC
    #37
    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    My 200 inch TV I've never turned on
  18. 2025-01-18 at 5:15 PM UTC
    #38
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Lanny Mfw I’m watching a show about a midget’s sexlife:


    Lol 🥰
  19. 2025-01-18 at 5:16 PM UTC
    #39
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    She mean muggin
  20. 2025-01-18 at 5:30 PM UTC
    #40
    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    I'm mean pluggin
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