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  1. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by igbo my eyeliner always gets fucked up cause my hands shake like i got PARKINSONS
    Just use pencil eyeliner, its easier
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  2. Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by igbo whenever you are in a parking lot and see a receipt pick it up, they have a bunch of apps that give you money for submitting receipts. fetch rewards, receipt hog, receipt pal, coinout. quickthoughts is the best survey app. also they have an app called checkout51 and ibotta that you can make fake receipts for and get $100 weekly (if they dont catch you doing it)

    Also, the receipts of small but high value items (like electronics or cosmetics) can be sold to a third party to do whatever they like with.
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You don't know how many speeds it has. I could be 10, (from Tickle Me [1] to I See The Lord [10]) for all you know.

    It was a four speed upgraded the a five speed with a baker transmission.
  4. Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Yall broke
  5. igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker It was a four speed upgraded the a five speed with a baker transmission.



    Originally posted by Rough Rider Yall broke


    ACTUALLY, YALL ALL GOT IT WRONG. Its called a sybian https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sybian and it was $3000
  6. It has a secret button function where the tentacles come out.
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  7. Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Originally posted by igbo ACTUALLY, YALL ALL GOT IT WRONG. Its called a sybian https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sybian and it was $3000

    Ya I never really liked girls that were into all these fancy sex toys. Like I get a vibrator but when she's got a dildo that's 9inches plus what am I gonna do with my small 8 inch weiner

    Feels emasculated man. Never had that happen as most didn't have them and of those that did they were generally smaller than me which is cool
  8. igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
    Originally posted by Rough Rider Ya I never really liked girls that were into all these fancy sex toys. Like I get a vibrator but when she's got a dildo that's 9inches plus what am I gonna do with my small 8 inch weiner

    Feels emasculated man. Never had that happen as most didn't have them and of those that did they were generally smaller than me which is cool

    funny enough it has never been used, have not found a female who is worthy
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by igbo ACTUALLY, YALL ALL GOT IT WRONG. Its called a sybian https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sybian and it was $3000

    I would have impaled you on a corner fence post as a warning to trespassers for free.
  10. igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I would have impaled you on a corner fence post as a warning to trespassers for free.

    impale me with your cock daddy
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by igbo impale me with your cock daddy

    die fag
  12. Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Originally posted by igbo impale me with your cock daddy

    Too small for all that
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rough Rider Too small for all that



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker die fag
  14. Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
    This thread got derailed in an epic proportion
  15. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Hey semi emi
  16. Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
    Hey...I don't have a pet name for you.
  17. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Semiazas Hey…I don't have a pet name for you.

    She goes by "crispy" or "crisps" or "crisp". I'm not sure because I'm stupid.
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  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Semiazas Hey…I don't have a pet name for you.

    Fat ass is what it's fat dad calls it.
  19. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Semiazas Hey…I don't have a pet name for you.
    Im crispy
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Crispy Im fat

    FTFY
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