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  1. Originally posted by Rough Rider He even brought up the listerine incident and spun that into a positive by saying I got right back to business and learned from it and didn'tallow it to start me back up drinking for the foreseeable future. I said ok bud

    Sounds like you've become a little bit of a role model.
  2. Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Well between my hot girlfriend, getting 7 As last semester, losing over 30lb, wearing nice dress clothing, regularly speaking and leading meetings, not drinking except for a half gallon of listerine, managing the facility and now being our financial solicitor there's a lot to be said for the new lifestyle I've adopted
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  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rough Rider He even brought up the listerine incident and spun that into a positive by saying I got right back to business and learned from it and didn'tallow it to start me back up drinking for the foreseeable future. I said ok bud

    And you just had run right here and post it like a little boy looking for his mom to hang his gold star on the fridge.
  4. Originally posted by Speedy Parker And you just had run right here and post it like a little boy looking for his mom to hang his gold star on the fridge.

    Thank you, Mr. Meanie.
  5. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    marriage, is it worth it
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Thank you, Mr. Meanie.

    That's Dr. Meanie, Dr. Meanie Weanie.

  7. Rough Rider African Astronaut
    I'm a listermeanie
  8. It's the "M M" that makes it funny. I don't bother you guys at work.
  9. WellHung Black Hole
    The soul-crushing emptiness of perpetual isolation
  10. Originally posted by WellHung The soul-crushing emptiness of perpetual isolation

    You're saying you're your only friend.
  11. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You're saying you're your only friend.

    Unfortunately, I can't even consider myself a friend.
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  12. Originally posted by WellHung Unfortunately, I can't even consider myself a friend.

    Then perhaps yourself is the first friend you should work on making.
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  13. WellHung Black Hole
    It was the 12th. Now it's the 14th.
  14. I'll be wellhungs friend
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    3 days without amphetamines & exercise and i feel quite groggy, sluggish & lethargic
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Michael.Bauer I'll be wellhungs friend

    Thank you. I always wanted a friend with a German surname.
  17. WellHung Black Hole
    Scronaldo has not busted out the MMQ profile in a very long time. Why did Scron get sick of Wren?
  18. WellHung Black Hole
    Let's demonstrate our pettiness and aloofness
  19. WellHung Black Hole
    Carstonian Klababass Horsinki
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    How nice it would be to get lucky and die soon
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