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  1. #21
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Kafka is right they would just get scared off like thotgirl
  2. #22
    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    I think truckergut frala might be our fattest member
  3. #23
    Lanny weighs more.
  4. #24
    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Lanny weighs more.

    Doubtful even with his height and being chubby he's not over 260
  5. #25
    Originally posted by Rough Rider Doubtful even with his height and being chubby he's not over 260

    Lanny is bottom-heavy, like a Weeble, so the blubber is harder to detect.
  6. #26
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Lanny is bottom-heavy

    First of all stop daydreaming about my baby’s butt but also he is black from the waist down so you ain’t completely wrong.
  7. #27
    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    You seem to know a lot about our dear administrators bottom half
  8. #28
    Originally posted by Rough Rider You seem to know a lot about our dear administrators bottom half

    I have a lot of experience with the fatty.
  9. #29
    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    He was a lot more attractive when he was pretending to be a 21 year old girl
  10. #30
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I have a lot of experience with the fatty.

    WTF!
  11. #31
    Originally posted by shitty titty WTF!

    Don't worry. We weren't compatible right off the hop, culminating in me getting banned for 30,000 years.
  12. #32
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    lol
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. #33
    Every time I'd post, Lanny would get all upset, to the point it became actual hatred. He didn't like the way I posted or the things I said. So one day he integrated a script into the moderator control panel which issued automatic and unlimited consecutive 10-day bans on my account. Once the script started, it put 10-day bans on my account at a rate of about twenty 10-day bans per minute. Once the script was finally detected and killed by zok, I'd already received thousands of 10-day bans, totally anywhere from 30,000-100,000 years. Lanny then got demodded and banned by zok, and ShadyLady had to spend almost an entire day reversing Lanny's 10-day bans on me one by one, until I was finally free from his tyranny.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. #34
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Spectral you’ve told me this story like 100 times
  15. #35
    Originally posted by shitty titty Spectral you’ve told me this story like 100 times

    Only because it's a story the young-ins really need to hear.
  16. #36
    I'm crispys dad
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