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  1. Rough Rider African Astronaut
    I should've been born in Somalia
  2. WellHung Black Hole
    If Rough Rider is going to rape me like he promised he would...
  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Wellhung is crashing out!
  4. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Only Myself. That’s real, cuz I’ve had a lot of jobs. So interesting question. Yourself?

    doing it today most likely.
  5. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Speaking AFFIRMATIONS & BELIEVING them into your existence is HUGE. It’s easy to try

    NO Doubt April,, that shit worked for me,, well almost you never knocked at my door but to be fare I may not have known of this method back then,

    it works and if everyone knew my life and what i manifested into it with pure thoughts and belief they would be shocked and in awe over my good fortune, I'm saving the story for now because i'm starting a book about it that plan on publishing in 2030.

    gotta get a proof reader tho,, a good one cuz well you know
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. WellHung Black Hole
    Why Rough Rider reneged on his promise to strangle, rape and sodomize me
  7. Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Why Rough Rider reneged on his promise to strangle, rape and sodomize me

    You didn't want to hang out when I got out of rehab in 2022. That was your opportunity
  8. I hate it when people promise to kill me and then don't.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I hate it when people promise to kill me and then don't.

    I feel the same way sitting here on this pile of unfried mother boards.

  10. Originally posted by Speedy Parker I feel the same way sitting here on this pile of unfried mother boards.


    I found you easy enough.
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I found you easy enough.

    Not before I found you and all your shiity band mates
  12. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Not before I found you and all your shiity band mates

    You never found me. I'm still out there.
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You never found me. I'm still out there.

    You said man, you're out there alright.
  14. WellHung Black Hole
    The worst type of wood to burn is chestnut
  15. Originally posted by WellHung The worst type of wood to burn is chestnut

    Wait a minute... "chestnuts roasting on an open fire"?? Hello??
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    It's tough to season wood in Florida.
  17. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Wait a minute… "chestnuts roasting on an open fire"?? Hello??

    You've always had quite the charisma...an inner glow
  18. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung The worst type of wood to burn is chestnut

    Chestnuts?
    More like my nuts on your chest
  19. Originally posted by WellHung You've always had quite the charisma…an inner glow

    You're saying I'm a leader, not a follower.
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm Chestnuts?
    More like my nuts on your chest

    More like your nuts in my mouth, playboy
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