I think I'm going to stop perking off.

1. 2025-01-11 at 6:54 PM UTC

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   Rough Rider African Astronaut
   Folks as many of you know I am an expert jerker. I have wanted about 17,000 to 20,000 times in my life. I'm thinking I should stop now.
   
   Lately I've been wankkng about 1-2 times a day very consistently. But I think that I may benefit from bringing this number to 0. Maybe once or twice a week at most.
   
   For instance I wrote this with my one free hand. Do you always talk to dudes that are playing with themselves? Kinda gay.
2. 2025-01-11 at 7:56 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Are you wanking right now, this minute, as you type?