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put down all pit bulls and other dogs i dont like

  1. ner vegas Space Nigga
    she doesn't look Mexican to me
  2. Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
    Well, she's in an urn now. I don't know how much experimenting you can do on a pile of ashes
  3. Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Do you have the urn?

    Also did she have all of her teeth? She doesn't show teeth in any photo which is very suspect for female drug users
  4. Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Was that the same one who infected you
  5. Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
    No, I don't. Good catch. An ex bf knocked her teeth out. She had dentures. It was either or myself reusing rigs
  6. ner vegas Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Semiazas

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  7. Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
    I fucked a long neck???
  8. ner vegas Space Nigga
    I dunno man I'm just here to shitpost not make value judgments
  9. Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
    Nice photoshop, at least
  10. Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Semi
  11. igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
    dog's love xylitol, you can buy it in bulk on amazon. make some hot dawgs and its time to go to sleep in the forever box. funny story, so the original problematic dog was on the first floor and i walked by it every day and it would rush me super aggressively and it sucked starting my day off like that every morning. so i recruited an individual to actually drop the bait into the dog's yard so it would eat it and go away. so me and this guy take some circles of salami that he brought over and placed 20-30 blue fake pressed oxycodone pills (that were straight fentanyl no oxy) between two salami circles and made a little oreo thing. by the time it gets dark enough i sent the dude down to make the delivery, i hear the barking a few minutes later so he definitely made contact. the next day the dog was gone and i had a peaceful morning.

    TURNS OUT, THE FUCKING DUDE ENDED UP KNOCKING ON THE PEOPLES DOOR AND TOLD THEM SOMEONE WAS GOING TO HAVE THEIR DOG KILLED AND THEY EVACUATED IT AND MOVED OUT THE SAME NIGHT. i think he did this not because of his conscience but because he wanted to keep the pills for himself while still removing the dog from my life. it worked so i'm content with the end result. the reason i know that this is what he did is he admitted to a mutual friend of ours that he told the owners and never fed the dog the treat.

    i'm still a good person
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  12. Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Great story igbo
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  13. igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
    thank you
  14. Originally posted by igbo dog's love xylitol, you can buy it in bulk on amazon. make some hot dawgs and its time to go to sleep in the forever box. funny story, so the original problematic dog was on the first floor and i walked by it every day and it would rush me super aggressively and it sucked starting my day off like that every morning. so i recruited an individual to actually drop the bait into the dog's yard so it would eat it and go away. so me and this guy take some circles of salami that he brought over and placed 20-30 blue fake pressed oxycodone pills (that were straight fentanyl no oxy) between two salami circles and made a little oreo thing. by the time it gets dark enough i sent the dude down to make the delivery, i hear the barking a few minutes later so he definitely made contact. the next day the dog was gone and i had a peaceful morning.

    TURNS OUT, THE FUCKING DUDE ENDED UP KNOCKING ON THE PEOPLES DOOR AND TOLD THEM SOMEONE WAS GOING TO HAVE THEIR DOG KILLED AND THEY EVACUATED IT AND MOVED OUT THE SAME NIGHT. i think he did this not because of his conscience but because he wanted to keep the pills for himself while still removing the dog from my life. it worked so i'm content with the end result. the reason i know that this is what he did is he admitted to a mutual friend of ours that he told the owners and never fed the dog the treat.

    i'm still a good person

    You... are a monster.
  15. Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You… are a monster.

    is he ?
  16. igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You… are a monster.

    i did nothing wrong???? dog was vicious and attack was inevitable and even if the dog died (it didn't) they should give me the key to the city because everyone hated that fucking thing. vicious untrained awful temperament shitbull with diaper rash mouth? i hope you are willing to talk to the child that dog eventually mauls and disfigures for LYFE. it is up to us to keep our cummunity safe when law enforcement does nothing to remedy the situation (tried 3 times)
  17. Originally posted by igbo i did nothing wrong???? dog was vicious and attack was inevitable and even if the dog died (it didn't) they should give me the key to the city because everyone hated that fucking thing. vicious untrained awful temperament shitbull with diaper rash mouth? i hope you are willing to talk to the child that dog eventually mauls and disfigures for LYFE. it is up to us to keep our cummunity safe when law enforcement does nothing to remedy the situation (tried 3 times)

    Quiet, monster.
  18. igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Quiet, monster.

    I love you
  19. Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Yeah igbo I love you too
  20. Rough Rider African Astronaut
    I liked the ice cream sandwich f blues and salami
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