The Wisdom Of The Snake

1. 2025-01-10 at 2:22 PM UTC

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   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
   " .. if you're approached by a snake and a hindoo/indian, hit the hindoo to death first."
   
   - common mal-asian wisdom
2. 2025-01-10 at 6:36 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   You like petting snakes
3. 2025-01-10 at 6:57 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   A snake and an Indian walked into a bar...
4. 2025-01-10 at 7 PM UTC

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   Cosmopolitan Houston
   God knows that when you eat from this tree your eyes will be opened, and you will become like God, gaining the knowledge of good and evil.
5. 2025-01-10 at 7:25 PM UTC

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   shitty titty Cripple Nipple
   A monk once said:
   
   Imagine being bitten by a snake, and instead of focusing on healing from the poison, you chase after the snake to understand why it bit you and to prove that you didn't deserve it
6. 2025-01-10 at 7:26 PM UTC

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   Rough Rider African Astronaut
   An old homosexual once told me, "The gay man that goes to bed full of desire wakes up with hand smelling of shit."
7. 2025-01-10 at 7:45 PM UTC

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   Fluttershy Short Bussy
   He who goes to bed with an itchy ass will wake up with a smelly finger
8. 2025-01-10 at 7:48 PM UTC

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   shitty titty Cripple Nipple
   Gross!
9. 2025-01-10 at 7:56 PM UTC

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   Rough Rider African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fluttershy He who goes to bed with an itchy ass will wake up with a smelly finger

   
   I bet when we get off the phone late at night and you go to sleep with BRADLEYB thoughts you wake up with a fist that smells like shit.
10. 2025-01-11 at 2:20 AM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by shitty titty A monk once said:
    
    Imagine being bitten by a snake, and instead of focusing on healing from the poison, you chase after the snake to understand why it bit you and to prove that you didn't deserve it

    
    lots of divorce lawyers said the same thing.
11. 2025-01-11 at 2:21 AM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Fluttershy He who goes to bed with an itchy ass will wake up with a smelly finger

    
    they have tools now for this kind of scenario.
12. 2025-01-11 at 2:21 AM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You like petting snakes

    
    so do you i herd