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White trash mayo fashion cringe

  1. #1
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I would like to get Kafka's input since she says she's into fashion, but I was thinking about this.

    The cringiest thing to me is seeing white trash mayo's (males) "dressed up" for court with a "chaps" shirt tucked into jeans, usually with either air Max's or boots and always reeking of axe body spray.

    If I go to court for something not serious enough to give a fuck about, I will dress like I don't give a fuck to be deliberately disrespectful. I want to look like I just got dressed to go to the liquor store.

    If I felt the need to look professional for something, I would probably get a $10 white button up shirt from Target.... and basically dress up like a Mormon or Quentin Tarantino's idea of a hitman.

    The worst thing to do is make an effort and still look like shit. I don't think I'm being a snob here.
  2. #2
    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    I wear a button up and tie with black slacks everyday
  3. #3
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    pics?
  4. #4
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I've only worn my own clothes once in court, the rest of the time I've been remanded and had to wear prison issue greys.
  5. #5
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I wear a suit to interviews at minimum wage jobs and I always get hired and then quit a month later after I get my cocaine money. I'm just trying to make a bad name out there for people that show up to job interviews in suits.

    We are not to be trusted and very unreliable.
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  6. #6
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator I've only worn my own clothes once in court, the rest of the time I've been remanded and had to wear prison issue greys.

    This is like contempt of court or some shit?

    I need to find a T-shirt or hoodie with profanity on it insulting cops to wear to court.
  7. #7
    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    It is my universal opinion for everyone and I share this that there is an opportunity for a striking appearance attained by white males wearing all black, that's black shoes, black slacks, a black button up, silver & black watch, silver & black rings, basically you want the entire look to be silver, black and your white skin. The whiter you are the more striking this look is to others, coupled with a dark colored tie (dark green, blue, red) it's a very good look that I use a lot.

    SImilarly black people that wear all white, white shoes, white pants, white shirt, a white hat, maybe a white watch have the same striking appearance. And as with the first example the darker they are the better this outfit comes off.
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  8. #8
    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    now if a white person wear all white unless tehy're going for this hokey innocent look or are a small girl they look washed out and kinda shitty

    black people that wear all black look like not that good either especially if u can't tell wear the clothing ends and the skin starts
  9. #9
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 This is like contempt of court or some shit?

    I need to find a T-shirt or hoodie with profanity on it insulting cops to wear to court.

    Wearing a piece of clothing with anti-cop profanity to court is about as bright as a fucking coal miner's lamp. You think you're going to make a statement, huh? You're just going to make yourself look like a complete and utter asshole in front of the judge and jury. But if you're hell-bent on self-sabotage, go ahead and search for a "Fuck the Police" hoodie or something equally as juvenile and disrespectful. Maybe throw in a "Cop Block" T-shirt for good measure, you fucking rebel without a clue.

    But here's a little reality check for your dumbass: Court is not a place to play dress-up or to flaunt your rebellious streak. It's a place where you're supposed to show some semblance of respect for the law and the legal process. So, unless you want to be held in contempt or have the bailiffs drag your ungrateful ass out, I'd suggest you dress like you give a fuck and maybe save your edgy fashion choices for when you're not trying to persuade a bunch of people that you're not a complete fuckup.
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