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  1. #21
    igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood better to purge it from the entire internet so NOBODY can have a copy!

    but...but..my selection was carefully curated with the precision of a watchmaker and the passion of a water-nymph. i had everything. amateur onlyfans sluts, hardcore professional studio sessions, milfs getting gangbanged, squirting all over my stepdad, anonymous gloryhole trysts, double-anal, TRIPLE-ANAL?! holy smokes gee willikers im bout to fucking SHOOT DOODLE all over THIS CARPET. NO JAPANESE ALLOWED. ANYTHING WITH JAPANESE WOMEN OR MEN GETS AUTOMATICALLY PURGED FROM THE ARCHIVE USING KEYWORD enhancementS AND CRONJOB EVERY SUNDAY. NO. BLURRY. DICKS. ON. WOMEN. THAT. SOUND. LIKE. A. DEFLATED. BALLOON.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #22
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood nobody wants to see your nudes
    Do you love me scronce?
  3. #23
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    abstinence is not havimg no porn to watch but having tons of it but choose not to watch any,

    - pope john paul VI
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #24
    Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
    That's like saying the only way to be an recovering alcoholic is to constantly go to bars
  5. #25
    igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
    I failed
  6. #26
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Porn made me a better boyfriend bc then i didnt try to get her to do all the depraved shit that i was jerking off to. And i also didnt have to seek out thr kind of girl whod let me do those things- which is the kind of girl whod have accused me of something or tried to stab me. Win/win.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #27
    Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
    You could also learn some techniques. I picked up a few tricks in my youth
  8. #28
    https://www.thebody.com/article/why-porn-can-be-healthy-for-relationships
  9. #29
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina abstinence is not havimg no porn to watch but having tons of it but choose not to watch any,

    - pope john paul VI

    whoa

  10. #30
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Lame!

    Regards,

    Michael "Coomer" Myers
  11. #31
    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Getting stabbed isn't as bad as most people think and most of the time they just slash u
  12. #32
    igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
    Originally posted by Rough Rider Getting stabbed isn't as bad as most people think and most of the time they just slash u

    agreed, so many people go for the horror movie slashing motion from scream but really the most effective method for fighting with a knife is to make quick, deep thrusts in and out in quick succession. poke em to death
  13. #33
    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Originally posted by igbo agreed, so many people go for the horror movie slashing motion from scream but really the most effective method for fighting with a knife is to make quick, deep thrusts in and out in quick succession. poke em to death

    I don't know nothing about dat
  14. #34
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Who loves me
  15. #35
    Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
    Are you a manipulative, verbally abusive, cheater who steals from me? Apparently that's my type as of late
  16. #36
    igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
    Originally posted by Rough Rider I don't know nothing about dat

    me either
  17. #37
    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Semiazas Are you a manipulative, verbally abusive, cheater who steals from me? Apparently that's my type as of late

    Semi how have you stayed such a VICTIM all these years
  18. #38
    Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
    Who are you, zenith? Victim Is his go to insult
  19. #39
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Rough Rider Getting stabbed isn't as bad as most people think and most of the time they just slash u

    not everyone likes to be stabbed in their assholes
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