What's the smallest dick you've ever seen

1. 2025-01-06 at 3:16 AM UTC

   #81
   

   Crispy reverse pedophile
   Idk im not addicted to drugs yet
2. 2025-01-06 at 3:24 AM UTC

   #82
   

   Rough Rider African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Crispy Had all those years to do all the drugs you want or drink all you want, now you get sober and live a decent life

   
   Ya now that you're 40 is time to give the drugs a break bro
3. 2025-01-06 at 3:25 AM UTC

   #83
   

   Rough Rider African Astronaut
   I'm not going to bullshit you though I still drink coffee
4. 2025-01-06 at 3:33 AM UTC

   #84
   

   Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
   Yeah it's not even fun anymore. Just, I guess, a habit. I've already cut down a lot, now the hardest part to cut clean
5. 2025-01-06 at 3:37 AM UTC

   #85
   

   Rough Rider African Astronaut
   I can show you how i did it
   
   Do you have access to listerine
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   • Crispy
6. 2025-01-06 at 3:38 AM UTC

   #86
   

   Rough Rider African Astronaut
   Yellow is better
7. 2025-01-07 at 1:22 PM UTC

   #87
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut

   Originally posted by BummyMofo This Indian mothafucker i wen to high school with it looked like a second outie belly button and he was fat as hell so i didn't see any testicles neither
   
   i made a joke with my homie about it said the India man has India man.

   
   and still t this day ....
   we i cant unsee it
8. 2025-01-07 at 4:28 PM UTC

   #88
   Netflxchillr African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Elbow looked like an outie belly button sitting on top of a nutsack

   
   
9. 2025-01-07 at 4:42 PM UTC

   #89
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by BummyMofo and still t this day ….
   we i cant unsee it

   
   Every time the image arises, Google a pic of a salami. You're welcome.
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   • BummyMofo
10. 2025-01-08 at 9:56 PM UTC

    #90
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Every time the image arises, Google a pic of a salami. You're welcome.

    
    basically a piece of salami with a + plus sign on it to wee out of.
    
    it's unholy shit i don't know how this came to be but it is abomination i know that
11. 2025-01-09 at 6:46 AM UTC

    #91
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    small dick attracts big attention
12. 2025-01-09 at 6:25 PM UTC

    #92
    

    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    I took two pics of my dick and my phone ran out of storage
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    • Crispy
13. 2025-01-10 at 1:16 AM UTC

    #93
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rough Rider I took two pics of my dick and my phone ran out of storage

    
    Oh, you absolute genius. It's the 21st century and you still don't know how to manage your phone's storage. Two pictures of your tiny member and suddenly the digital world around you collapses. Did you really need to immortalize your pathetic excuse for a manhood not once, but twice? And here you are, in the scorching heat of Miami, Florida, unable to take a selfie with your sad burrito. Classic move, Captain Cockknocker. Maybe next time, try prioritizing your storage for something other than your desperate cries for attention. Or better yet, invest in a cloud subscription, you cheapskate.
14. 2025-01-10 at 1:24 AM UTC

    #94
    

    Semiazas Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Oh, you absolute genius. It's the 21st century and you still don't know how to manage your phone's storage. Two pictures of your tiny member and suddenly the digital world around you collapses. Did you really need to immortalize your pathetic excuse for a manhood not once, but twice? And here you are, in the scorching heat of Miami, Florida, unable to take a selfie with your sad burrito. Classic move, Captain Cockknocker. Maybe next time, try prioritizing your storage for something other than your desperate cries for attention. Or better yet, invest in a cloud subscription, you cheapskate.

    
    Bad day?
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    • igbo, 
    • Rough Rider
15. 2025-01-10 at 1:54 AM UTC

    #95
    

    igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Oh, you absolute genius. It's the 21st century and you still don't know how to manage your phone's storage. Two pictures of your tiny member and suddenly the digital world around you collapses. Did you really need to immortalize your pathetic excuse for a manhood not once, but twice? And here you are, in the scorching heat of Miami, Florida, unable to take a selfie with your sad burrito. Classic move, Captain Cockknocker. Maybe next time, try prioritizing your storage for something other than your desperate cries for attention. Or better yet, invest in a cloud subscription, you cheapskate.

    
    are you okay?
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    • Semiazas
16. 2025-01-10 at 2:25 AM UTC

    #96
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by igbo are you okay?

    
    If he DIDN'T post like that I'd be worried.
17. 2025-01-10 at 3:17 AM UTC

    #97
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by igbo are you okay?

    
    Yes
18. 2025-01-10 at 4:13 AM UTC

    #98
    

    Rough Rider African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Yes

    
    JAJAJAJA HE SAID YES
19. 2025-01-10 at 8 AM UTC

    #99
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by igbo are you okay?

    
    hes clearly not
20. 2025-01-10 at 10:01 AM UTC

    #100
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Not many people are aware The Grinch Who Stole Christmas was modelled after Douglas Dennison.