My body turns both into belly fat. I get fat in jail cuz all they feed you is carbs and salt then I add honeybuns and noodles and start gambling so quickly i end up with a lot of chips and packets of peanut butter
So I end up eating grits and toast and eggs for breakfast. 2 sandwiches for lunch, then potatoes and meat sauce with more bread as the state trays.
Couple hours later it's chips and honey buns and Ramen noodles and I'm depressed so I want to eat more and that brings in peanut butter sandwiches and within a couple months I'm 20lb heavier
I ate ramen when my power was out. Just crush them up and use like 1/8 of the flavored salt or msg or whatever it is.
The last jail I was in they didn't give you real coffee it was called chickoree or some shit but when the power was out I made lukewarm instant coffee with my radiator. It was nice.
I think it's called strole, right? My ex made it a few times My regards hookup came over one night and saw it. He was like, I never want to see that shit again.
APS army is all reddit trolls that treat Joe like a lolcow. only we the TOTSEANS whose most members have done time in the pen who ain't never gonna see daylight again really fucks with Joe and Gelico like dat
In prison my go to meal was a layer of white rice, a layer of refried beans, chopped up pickles, and topped with sardines
I also liked a tortilla, peanut butter, a banana, with a granola bar, pop tart, or Graham cracker crushed onto. Sometimes hot chocolate sprinkled on top.
