True Story

1. 2025-01-07 at 8:45 PM UTC

   #1
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   I contacted my ex gf to warn her about people here, it was the number I texted her on two years ago and she said it was her name, but she said she doesn't remember me. She kept wanting to call but was talking slowly on the phone so I couldn't tell if it was her. She asked me to come visit her. She said she doesn't remember much of everyday or what uni she went to or what she studied there. I showed someone who knows her the screenshots and they said it isn't her because she sounded different. So she's either braindead from a drug overdose, it's some creep with no friends or this is her weird way to get me back into her life. Anyway the point is no one can use her against me because she doesn't remember me.
2. 2025-01-07 at 9:07 PM UTC

   #2
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Was that the picture of the girl everyone was using? I didn't understand what that was supposed to be
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Dirtbag
3. 2025-01-07 at 9:21 PM UTC

   #3
   Cosmopolitan Houston
   I missed out on this too why are people here after your ex gf?
4. 2025-01-07 at 9:21 PM UTC

   #4
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Dirtbag I contacted my ex gf to warn her about people here, it was the number I texted her on two years ago and she said it was her name, but she said she doesn't remember me. She kept wanting to call but was talking slowly on the phone so I couldn't tell if it was her. She asked me to come visit her. She said she doesn't remember much of everyday or what uni she went to or what she studied there. I showed someone who knows her the screenshots and they said it isn't her because she sounded different. So she's either braindead from a drug overdose, it's some creep with no friends or this is her weird way to get me back into her life. Anyway the point is no one can use her against me because she doesn't remember me.

   
   If somebody texts me thinking I'm someone else (an employee or whatever), I always play along and try to start an argument by being rude.
5. 2025-01-08 at 12:12 AM UTC

   #5
   Netflxchillr African Astronaut
   My ex’s are all brain dead, too.
   
   True story
6. 2025-01-08 at 5:38 AM UTC

   #6
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
   OP is so desperate for friends she tries to lure complete strangers into being her friend.
7. 2025-01-08 at 8:13 AM UTC

   #7
   

   igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]

   Originally posted by Dirtbag I contacted my ex gf to warn her about people here, it was the number I texted her on two years ago and she said it was her name, but she said she doesn't remember me. She kept wanting to call but was talking slowly on the phone so I couldn't tell if it was her. She asked me to come visit her. She said she doesn't remember much of everyday or what uni she went to or what she studied there. I showed someone who knows her the screenshots and they said it isn't her because she sounded different. So she's either braindead from a drug overdose, it's some creep with no friends or this is her weird way to get me back into her life. Anyway the point is no one can use her against me because she doesn't remember me.

   
   i would call that a win, good sir.
8. 2025-01-08 at 1:34 PM UTC

   #8
   Netflxchillr African Astronaut
   Every time I see this thread title…. it reminds me of the, once, very popular DH True Story thread.
   
   
   TS (true story)
9. 2025-01-08 at 1:35 PM UTC

   #9
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Netflxchillr Every time I see this thread title…. it reminds me of the, once, very popular DH True Story thread.
   
   
   TS (true story)

   
   Do you like Kafka?
10. 2025-01-08 at 1:38 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    I think she's ok
11. 2025-01-08 at 1:57 PM UTC

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    shitty titty Cripple Nipple

    Originally posted by Netflxchillr Every time I see this thread title…. it reminds me of the, once, very popular DH True Story thread.
    
    
    TS (true story)

    
    This rings a bell but I can’t remember the context of that thread
12. 2025-01-08 at 1:59 PM UTC

    #12
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Dirtbag I contacted my ex gf to warn her about people here, it was the number I texted her on two years ago and she said it was her name, but she said she doesn't remember me. She kept wanting to call but was talking slowly on the phone so I couldn't tell if it was her. She asked me to come visit her. She said she doesn't remember much of everyday or what uni she went to or what she studied there. I showed someone who knows her the screenshots and they said it isn't her because she sounded different. So she's either braindead from a drug overdose, it's some creep with no friends or this is her weird way to get me back into her life. Anyway the point is no one can use her against me because she doesn't remember me.

    
    Didn't remember you and you're still thinking about an chasing after her...did you think it was a good idea to tell us about this?
13. 2025-01-08 at 3:10 PM UTC

    #13
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Do you like Kafka?

    
    I can’t say like nor dislike her. I don’t really know her, the real life person. People can be/have a completely different persona offline. However, I do know I disagree with a lot of her political views, philosophies, and misandry she displays “online.”
    
    ts (true story)
14. 2025-01-08 at 3:13 PM UTC

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    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    I think having sex with her would be okay but she would be very difficult to spend time with post ejaculation
15. 2025-01-08 at 3:16 PM UTC

    #15
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by shitty titty This rings a bell but I can’t remember the context of that thread

    
    You share a truthful fact, tell a personal truth, a truthful opinion, or make a truthful statement…
    
    (followed by)
    
    TS (true story)
16. 2025-01-08 at 3:23 PM UTC

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    shitty titty Cripple Nipple

    Originally posted by Netflxchillr ts (true story)

    
    
17. 2025-01-08 at 3:26 PM UTC

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    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    After what happened, I will never entertain the notion of a relationship with someone i meet online until I see a full body photo of them.
    
    Ts
18. 2025-01-08 at 3:35 PM UTC

    #18
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    I think because of things I’ve seen & read…. I’ve become fearful of, actually, talking to anyone from online.
    
    
    TS
19. 2025-01-08 at 3:35 PM UTC

    #19
    

    Rough Rider African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Netflxchillr I think because of things I’ve seen & read…. I’ve become fearful of, actually, talking to anyone from online.
    
    
    TS

    
    You're talking to me right now
    
    Ts
20. 2025-01-08 at 3:41 PM UTC

    #20
    

    shitty titty Cripple Nipple

    Originally posted by Netflxchillr I think because of things I’ve seen & read…. I’ve become fearful of, actually, talking to anyone from online.
    
    
    TS

    
    Yeah bc you'll end up on dateline as “the person who always lit up the room as soon as she walked in”