The great replacement

1. 2025-01-06 at 4:15 PM UTC

   #21
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Rough Rider
   
   But can he cook

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by shitty titty The chicken also looks awful. Just season it please! And roast a few veggies. It’s not hard.
   
   

   
   Why do you people eat vegetables?! Ew!
2. 2025-01-06 at 4:20 PM UTC

   #22
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   the great meal replacement
3. 2025-01-06 at 4:21 PM UTC

   #23
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Well I guess I like some vegetables, if they're considered vegetables anyway... like potatoes, and uh... *googles* lentils! Oh, wait, I actually like some vegetables, but they aren't available in the Netherlands. Only Punjabis eat it. No wait, a lot of South Asians do, but it originated in Punjab. It's called "sarson da saag," and it's (according to Wikipedia) a dish made of mustard greens cooked with spices.
4. 2025-01-06 at 4:21 PM UTC

   #24
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood the great meal replacement

   
   Lol.
5. 2025-01-06 at 4:42 PM UTC

   #25
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Rough Rider
   
   But can he cook

   
   God dammit, that reminds me I meant to take a beef stew out of the freezer this morning for my din dins tonight but forgot.
   
   OH WELL, DRY BREAD AND WATER AGAIN I GUESS....
6. 2025-01-06 at 5:01 PM UTC

   #26
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Why do you people eat vegetables?! Ew!

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Well I guess I like some vegetables, if they're considered vegetables anyway… like potatoes, and uh… *googles* lentils! Oh, wait, I actually like some vegetables, but they aren't available in the Netherlands. Only Punjabis eat it. No wait, a lot of South Asians do, but it originated in Punjab. It's called "sarson da saag," and it's (according to Wikipedia) a dish made of mustard greens cooked with spices.

   
   You would like them if I cooked them.
7. 2025-01-06 at 5:02 PM UTC

   #27
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   fralalas also look G mmmm those shrooms
8. 2025-01-06 at 5:04 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Rough Rider African Astronaut

   Originally posted by shitty titty The chicken also looks awful. Just season it please! And roast a few veggies. It’s not hard.
   
   

   
   What do you stuff the mushrooms with? Do you use oil
9. 2025-01-06 at 5:10 PM UTC

   #29
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Rough Rider What do you stuff the mushrooms with? Do you use oil

   
   Semen.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • shitty titty
10. 2025-01-06 at 5:10 PM UTC

    #30
    

    shitty titty Cripple Nipple

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood fralalas also look G mmmm those shrooms

    
    Yeah nigga we be cookin
11. 2025-01-06 at 5:14 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Rough Rider African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Semen.

    
    Yucky
12. 2025-01-06 at 5:16 PM UTC

    #32
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Semen.

    
    quoted
13. 2025-01-06 at 5:25 PM UTC

    #33
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    the shrooms were the hit of the potluck
14. 2025-01-06 at 5:29 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Don't get me wrong I like deviled eggs but i limit myself to 4 of them.
    
    I haven't had a pickled egg in awhile either
15. 2025-01-06 at 5:56 PM UTC

    #35
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rough Rider Don't get me wrong I like deviled eggs but i limit myself to 4 of them.
    
    I haven't had a pickled egg in awhile either

    
    What about pickled trotters?
16. 2025-01-07 at 3:54 AM UTC

    #36
    

    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Never had that
17. 2025-01-08 at 7 AM UTC

    #37
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ quoted

    
    with your left and right cheek
18. 2025-01-10 at 5:13 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina eating frozen veges is like fucking silicon dolls.

    
    Spoken like a true puppet fucker
19. 2025-01-10 at 6:31 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Rough Rider African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Spoken like a true puppet fucker

    
    I'm gonna replace the shit in your anus with a throbbing sausage
20. 2025-01-10 at 6:32 PM UTC

    #40
    

    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    We're going to call it The Gape Replacement.