2025-01-06 at 12:35 AM UTC
Said the angry black man to my friend while at Walmart.
2025-01-06 at 1:17 AM UTC
igbo
Houston
[cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
i chased my then girlfriend into a fast food restaurant one time and she locked herself in the bathroom and i was banging on the door trying to get her to come out. she was on the phone with 911 and the police quickly responded and surrounded the building with guns drawn and set up a perimeter. they stayed outside for several minutes and i think the reason for their delayed entry was i believe she told them that i had a weapon. i did not want them to shoot me so i took off my all my clothes down to my underwear and i got down on my knees but my hands on top of my head and waited for them to come inside. they weren't coming so i started waving at them and giving them the thumbs up to come get me which they did. then i went to jail.
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2025-01-06 at 1:32 AM UTC
How long did you do for that
2025-01-06 at 2:13 AM UTC
If my hands are in the air how do I take off my underwear
2025-01-06 at 2:36 AM UTC
Your legs. Or are you too fat to raise your legs enough to take your underwear off
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2025-01-06 at 2:41 AM UTC
Are we doing the Hokey Pokey?
I have one arm up and one leg up?
2025-01-06 at 2:42 AM UTC
bradley the typa nigga to ask if you wanna see a magic trick
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2025-01-06 at 2:58 AM UTC
Help
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2025-01-06 at 2:58 AM UTC
My 600lb life lookin legs
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2025-01-06 at 2:59 AM UTC
Shorts fending for their life on your legs
Ok now my legs are in the air. How do I also get my hands in the air?
2025-01-06 at 3:11 AM UTC
Op relates to the African American demon that was haunting Bill Krozby
2025-01-06 at 3:20 AM UTC
When the hell did pizza come into this? If you ate an entire pizza, or even half. You shouldnt be confused as to why nobody wants you
2025-01-06 at 3:22 AM UTC
WAT! I thought this thread was about underwear!
2025-01-06 at 3:22 AM UTC
I also had pizza today but I only had one slice because I want to look good.
