Mumbling MM

1. 2025-01-05 at 1:25 PM UTC

   #1
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Ignore this. Just uhh a shitposting thread for me to shitpost in.
2. 2025-01-05 at 1:25 PM UTC

   #2
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I didn't sleep last night.
3. 2025-01-05 at 1:26 PM UTC

   #3
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Insomnia's getting the best of me. Maybe I should sleep now. It's 2:26 PM.
4. 2025-01-05 at 1:26 PM UTC

   #4
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I haven't eaten anything in nearly 4 days now.
5. 2025-01-05 at 1:57 PM UTC

   #5
   Rough Rider African Astronaut
   Someone needs attention
6. 2025-01-05 at 1:57 PM UTC

   #6
   Rough Rider African Astronaut
   Have you considered finding wife or dog?
7. 2025-01-05 at 2:01 PM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Mate if I had one of those magic carpets you muslimsss sit on all the time I'd be off to Barbados before you could say coconut.
8. 2025-01-05 at 2:04 PM UTC

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   Rough Rider African Astronaut
   That's racist
9. 2025-01-05 at 5:28 PM UTC

   #9
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Rough Rider Someone needs attention

   
   I don't............... I've not left my room since midnight and it's now 6:30 PM.
10. 2025-01-05 at 5:28 PM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Rough Rider Have you considered finding wife or dog?

    
    Strangely enough, I have lost interest in women. And dogs, as much as I love them, are just too unhygienic for me to own.
11. 2025-01-05 at 5:28 PM UTC

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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]

    Originally posted by Rough Rider That's racist

    
    It's haram
12. 2025-01-05 at 5:31 PM UTC

    #12
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Instigator Mate if I had one of those magic carpets you muslimsss sit on all the time I'd be off to Barbados before you could say coconut.

    
    
    

    Originally posted by Rough Rider That's racist

    
    Hahah nah that's the Persians. I don't got 'em. My Persian friend's dad has this store that sells authentic Persian carpets and they're quite expensive. Sometimes I ask my friend, "Are you going by train or car?" And he very sarcastically answers, "No, by flying carpet." After which I burst into laughter and he looks at me with a completely straight face.