Hey kids It's Mr Big Scronald here telling you to join the army

1. 2025-01-02 at 1:02 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/pentagon-support-mrbeast-kelly-clarkson-guy-fieri-1235221946/
   
   Me and my home boy Guy_Fieri from minecraft are here to tell you YVAN EHT NIOJ
   
   
   
   

   Shows and content featuring MrBeast, Kelly Clarkson, and Guy Fieri were approved to receive production support from the Department of Defense last year, according to documents obtained by Rolling Stone. The charm offensive comes at a time when military recruitment has hit historic lows, and both defense officials and members of Congress are seeking new ways to recruit young people into the armed services.
   According to a Government Accountability Office report last month, Generation Z or “zoomers” have seen more than a 10 percent decline in military favorability, with only 35 percent holding favorable views in 2021, down from 46 percent in 2016. “The military services recognize that young people communicate or receive information increasingly through digital media,” the report says. “According to the Army’s advertising agency, younger generations view the real world through social media discussions, videos, and memes, which influences their values and beliefs.”

   
   

   In a symbolic foreshadowing of the Pentagon’s efforts, a 2022 video by MrBeast called “I got hunted by the military” depicts three veteran “military guys” landing in a helicopter and setting off on a chase to hunt down MrBeast before the clock strikes midnight. Decoy cars, a rented-out museum, and a large fake rock prove nearly insurmountable to the commando squadron in hot pursuit.
   While the vets ultimately find MrBeast in the museum under the aforementioned rock at the eleventh hour, the vast effort needed to locate and coax out a 24-year-old YouTuber does not bode well for the most powerful army in the world as it tries to swell its sagging ranks.

2. 2025-01-02 at 1:46 PM UTC

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   Rough Rider African Astronaut
   You don't even have a car, you walk in this shit
   
   Why don't you do it
3. 2025-01-02 at 2:47 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood HEY FUYS ITS MR BIG SCRONALD HERE AND I'M GOING TO COOK METH IN THE OCEAN 🌊🌊🌊 LETS RODE THE WAVES OF DRUG ADDICTOON
   
   FIRST THING YOU WANT TO GETTY IS A MR BIG SCRONALD 50GALLON DRUM AND CHARGE EACH DRUM WITH 1L NITROMETHANE
   
   NOW YOU MIGHT BE ASKING HOW TO OBTAIN THIS WITHOIT BEING WATCHED BY THE POLICE FOR MAKING ANFO OKC BONBS 💣 WELL ❤️‍🩹 MR BIG SCRONALD BROKE INTO THE RACECAR TRACK AND STOLE AN ENTIRE DRUM OF NITRO
   
   NEXT YOU WANT TO GETTY MERCURIC CHLORIDE 123G per DRUM and A MR BIG SCRONALD BAG OF SHREDDED ALUMINUM FOIL NOW HOLD ON THIS IS GONNA GET MESSY WHOOOOOOOOOSSSHH QUICKLY ADD IT ALONG WITH YOUR PHENTYLACETONE OF CHOICE CHECK THE MR BIG SCRONALD STORE FOR MORE INFO
   
   WAM BAM THANKS YOU MAM AND KICK IT OFF THE BOAT INTO THE LAKE. IF IT DOESN'T EXPLODE YOU WILL HAVE A POUND OF METH IN ONE HOUR JUST WORK UP LIKE NORMAL AND THE ROCKS WILL BE TOTALLY DRY IN 12 HOURS
   
   MR BIG SCRONALDS 🏠🏡 OUT

4. 2025-01-02 at 3:12 PM UTC

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   Rough Rider African Astronaut
   Gayrmy