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Do you believe in superstitions!

  1. #1
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    I do and I really fucked up today. I cleaned.

    So I fucked up twice. Not supposed to clean because it gets rid of good luck AND because whatever you do today will be what you do for the rest of the year.

    I’m gonna go into the woods and hope a deer eats me.
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    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Yes i do
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Kind of, I feel like if I tell people about stuff then it gets jinxed. At the same time, I know it's irrational to think this way, but from a religious perspective, or more specifically the Islamic perspective, the evil eye is real.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #4
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    I stop myself from saying things bc I don’t like to jinx myself.

    I firmly believe in the evil eye.
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    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
  6. #6
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by shitty titty I stop myself from saying things bc I don’t like to jinx myself.

    I firmly believe in the evil eye.

    What a goofy mother fucker SMH.
  7. #7
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Our third eye is holy.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Oh.
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    What a small fraction of tragic individuals.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    happy new year April
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    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Some
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I am often criticized by my SO for my insane beliefs surrounding electricity. Plug in batteries, device doesn't turn on. Ah yes this must be a "bad charge" with bad charge particles

    and a normal person is like wtf are you talking about this is a device that follows laws of physics.

    But actually no it doesn't. Superstition is a belief or behavior based on fear of the unknown and the idea that luck or magic is involved. It can also refer to the belief that certain events or objects will bring good or bad luck. The electricity sometimes acts like magic and fucks up, shit doesn't work.

    It is entirely luck based and beyond my control. Maybe I go to turn my phone on and it shorts out and is fried forever. Maybe i'm just an insane person


    something something machine gods
  14. #14
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    It's bad luck to be superstitious
  15. #15
    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    I got an evil eye and i aim it effectively. I am a big eye baller
  16. #16
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    many people believe oxides of carbon causes climste change
  17. #17
    Getting eaten by a flesh-eating deer is bad luck too though.
  18. #18
    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Ib used to be superstitious but now I'm just stitious
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    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina many people believe oxides of carbon causes climste change

    Human beings are the carbon they want to eliminate.
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by shitty titty I stop myself from saying things bc I don’t like to jinx myself.

    I firmly believe in the evil eye.

    Good tactic. We are our own worst enemies, after all.
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