Paper Dragon Unveils Two New Paper Planes!

1. 2024-12-31 at 7:23 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood OKay US government you're so cool getting lucky with a Roswell landing and stealing their tech and probably still have a breeding pair of aliens in a pod that gets shipped around various global elites

   
   Maybe it wasn't luck.
2. 2024-12-31 at 7:31 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   If the US government ends up having exclusive access to Alien tech than Mormonism is probably right
3. 2024-12-31 at 7:54 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood If the US government ends up having exclusive access to Alien tech than Mormonism is probably right

   
   Yeah, and maybe if you stuff enough pancakes in a doghouse motorcycles will grow doors.
   
   
4. 2025-01-01 at 2:23 AM UTC

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   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's amusing you think US's top planes have even been revealed to the public.

   
   more amusing is that you think its possible to steal things from the future
   
   
5. 2025-01-01 at 2:27 AM UTC

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   ner vegas Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's amusing you think US's top planes have even been revealed to the public.

   
   this is always the funniest cope
6. 2025-01-01 at 2:28 AM UTC

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   ner vegas Space Nigga
   "x is losing the race"
   "yeah well maybe x has a secret jet engine in his pocket"
7. 2025-01-01 at 2:33 AM UTC

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   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
   victorias secret
8. 2025-01-01 at 2:38 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   The public technology is always several decades behind the military's technology.