New Years Resolutions?

1. 2024-12-31 at 12:08 PM UTC

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   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   I don't take many people's health oriented new years resolutions seriously. I remember one year I went to get a gym membership in early January and I was already jacked, and seeing all these other people come in knowing these lazy fuckers are just wasting their money. I may drink some beer tonight to start off fresh but that won't be a resolution. I typically go 2-3 months in between drinking and ig I'm ok with that.
   
   Mine are:
   
   -Travel
   -Get a pet
   -Maybe start running. It seems like a cold weather activity to do in sweats.
   -Maybe start boxing. I used to like doing this when I was skinny.
   -Since I'm travelling, SA Candace and/or Speedy. I would say Kafka but she would probably like it the most because she's one of those women always claiming men want to SA her.
   -Oh and buy and fix up some antique shit.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Rough Rider
2. 2024-12-31 at 1:04 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   If anyone from here ever showed up at my place they'd be a sorry little fuck.
3. 2024-12-31 at 2:05 PM UTC

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   Rough Rider African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker If anyone from here ever showed up at my place they'd be a sorry little fuck.

   
   You literally Zaid you'd be okay with me getting a meal, saying hi to you, giving the waitress a fat tip and leaving. Has this changed?
4. 2024-12-31 at 2:07 PM UTC

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   Rough Rider African Astronaut
   I'm quitting vaping and going to expand in areas of my life that better me and make me happy while minimizing the interactions I have with people and things that don't bring me joy
5. 2024-12-31 at 2:08 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Rough Rider You literally Zaid you'd be okay with me getting a meal, saying hi to you, giving the waitress a fat tip and leaving. Has this changed?

   
   One that is not my place ,that is my place of business. Two, after the 3rd of January the sale will be closed and I'll be $100k richer. That's right, I sold it for $100k profit.
6. 2024-12-31 at 2:09 PM UTC

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   shitty titty Cripple Nipple
   -Read more (started reading Medusa’s Sisters last night)
   -Get to six figures
7. 2024-12-31 at 2:16 PM UTC

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   Cosmopolitan Houston

   Originally posted by shitty titty -Get to six figures

   
   You mean earn above 100'000 in salary?
8. 2024-12-31 at 2:18 PM UTC

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   shitty titty Cripple Nipple
   Yes. I’m almost there. I bumped up 15k over past two years.
9. 2024-12-31 at 5:34 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   baptize a tranny