A New Year LOOMS

1. 2024-12-30 at 10:44 PM UTC

   #21
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Loomers came just before boomers.

   
   cummers cum before all
2. 2024-12-31 at 2:11 AM UTC

   #22
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Just another one of the 12 days of Christmas. There actually is no such thing as a "year" and all calendars are arbitrary
   
   What if we instead measured years based on 5 full solar rotations?
   
   according to the Juche calendar we are on year 113
   
   

   
   ~90she's trying to be so true
   she's trying to fall in love with you
   she's trying to do what's right
3. 2024-12-31 at 3:45 AM UTC

   #23
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
   celebrating new years is discriminatory to people whom do not traditionally have a calendars or maths,
   
   new years arent equitable and it make people whose culture are free from the confines of numbers and/or measuring systems (many such cultures in the US) feel alienated,
4. 2024-12-31 at 4:15 AM UTC

   #24
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   China is weird and has their new year on Wed, Jan 29, 2025.
5. 2024-12-31 at 4:26 AM UTC

   #25
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   https://www.reddit.com/r/MovingToNorthKorea/
6. 2024-12-31 at 4:36 AM UTC

   #26
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ China is weird and has their new year on Wed, Jan 29, 2025.

   
   because thats where the true spring begins,
   
   western calendar is meant for europe and is out of sync with seasons on a global scale.
7. 2024-12-31 at 4:40 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Landy Pamm African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina because thats where the true spring begins,
   
   western calendar is meant for europe and is out of sync with seasons on a global scale.

   
   Spring?
8. 2024-12-31 at 5:05 AM UTC

   #28
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ China is weird and has their new year on Wed, Jan 29, 2025.

   
   That is because it's not really a new year. They just reuse our new year when we are done with on the January 2. By the time it gets shipped, clears customs, and gets a quick maco paint job it's the end of January.
9. 2024-12-31 at 5:36 AM UTC

   #29
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   This will be the Year of the Snake for China. How appropriate!
10. 2024-12-31 at 5:50 AM UTC

    #30
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    The wood snake
11. 2024-12-31 at 6:15 AM UTC

    #31
    

    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    This is my Sign. I turn 60 next year. the signs repeat every 60 years. 12 years of animals, switching an element for the next 12 years.
    
    
    Element
    

    Wood: The element of spring, associated with growth, expansion, and flexibility. Wood is associated with the tiger, rabbit, and dragon zodiac signs.
    Fire: People born in a year of fire are said to be thin, energetic, and have pleasant voices.
    Earth: One of the five elements of the Chinese zodiac.
    Metal: Metal enriches water by providing minerals.
    Water: In Taoist cosmology, water is considered the most powerful element because it can move around obstacles without losing its nature.

    
    Animals in order (We're at Dragon with Snake coming up)
    
    

    Rat, Ox, Tiger, Rabbit, Dragon, Snake, Horse, Goat, Monkey, Rooster, Dog, and Pig

12. 2024-12-31 at 6:17 AM UTC

    #32
    

    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    I was born on the 6th day of the week, sixth kid, sixth animal sign.
13. 2024-12-31 at 3:49 PM UTC

    #33
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Landy Pamm Animals in order (We're at Dragon with Snake coming up)
    
    Rat, Ox, Tiger, Rabbit, Dragon, Snake, Horse, Goat, Monkey, Rooster, Dog, and Pig

    
    And they eat every last one of them.
14. 2024-12-31 at 3:52 PM UTC

    #34
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny Fucking bloomers

    
    fixed
15. 2024-12-31 at 4:12 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Fucking bloopers
    
    
16. 2024-12-31 at 4:18 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
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17. 2025-01-01 at 3:14 AM UTC

    #37
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Landy Pamm Spring?

    
    whst part of spring you do not understand ?
18. 2025-01-01 at 3:17 AM UTC

    #38
    

    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    I'm starting the new year already salty as he'll but my watch does make me feel a lot better
19. 2025-01-01 at 3:18 AM UTC

    #39
    

    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Still mad as he'll but I will get over it
20. 2025-01-01 at 3:33 AM UTC

    #40
    

    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    You have a gf, a job, a degree, a roof over your head, food. You have no reason to be upset.
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