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Just Saw Nosferatu

  1. 2024-12-28 at 9:46 PM UTC
    #1
    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
    For being a remake 100 years later, this movie manages to hang onto the eerieness of early 20th century horror films. The camera shots are great, slow panning and level shots create a slow pace that is occasionally broken.

    The sound design is pretty typical for a horror movie, the costumes and sets are pretty good and AFAIK accurately portray Victorian Germany.

    8/10. My only notable contentions with this movie are that some portions of the plot are spoon fed to you, some characters where more or less unnecessary (2 children, a doctor's assistant, etc.), and some parts of the movie by FAR overused low frequency rumbles and infrasound.
  2. 2024-12-30 at 3:10 PM UTC
    #2
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
  3. 2024-12-30 at 3:13 PM UTC
    #3
    Kafka sweaty
    I'm mad bcus I wanted to go to the cinema today, but a family member just had to gift me an attempted murder for Christmas, deliberately gave me covid when they knew they had it and didn't have to come anywhere near me. Now I have body aches and can't do anything except plot revenge.
  4. 2024-12-30 at 3:17 PM UTC
    #4
    Kafka sweaty
    This is the plan now because I have a feeling painkillers won't work.

  5. 2024-12-30 at 3:18 PM UTC
    #5
    Kafka sweaty
    If my cat dies because of this, I won't say what I'll do. If my symptoms last, well ik how to piss them off. I've had all their banking details on standby for a time like this.
  6. 2024-12-30 at 3:20 PM UTC
    #6
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Ahhhhhh yes CHRISTMAS COVID REVENGE


    coming to a theater near you
  7. 2024-12-30 at 3:29 PM UTC
    #7
    Kafka sweaty
    It may not be attempted murder but it's definitely negligence because she's a nurse and should have known better, she didn't have to come see me. She doesn't care about making me sick and it did sound like something that could kill a cat. I expect to be in intensive care next week or voiceless, and she'll pay for that.
  8. 2024-12-30 at 4:09 PM UTC
    #8
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    With any common flu, you transmit the thing long before you even show any symptoms.
  9. 2024-12-30 at 4:13 PM UTC
    #9
    Cosmopolitan Houston
    Relatives bearing disease are not welcome
  10. 2024-12-30 at 5:12 PM UTC
    #10
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    This thread is now about hypochondriacs.
  11. 2024-12-30 at 5:43 PM UTC
    #11
    Cosmopolitan Houston
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ This thread is now about hypochondriacs.

    Is covid real?
  12. 2024-12-30 at 8:59 PM UTC
    #12
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by Cosmopolitan Is covid real?

    The common flu has been around since the 1920s. You have a 99.97% chance of recovering from it. You have more of a chance of being hit by lightning than dying from the common flu.
  13. 2024-12-30 at 9:44 PM UTC
    #13
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ This thread is now about hypochondriacs.

    I prefer growing in soil.
  14. 2024-12-30 at 10:37 PM UTC
    #14
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ This thread is now about hypochondriacs.

    no, this thread is now about the age of consent throughout the ages

    https://jaapl.org/content/jaapl/14/2/171.full.pdf
  15. 2024-12-30 at 11:41 PM UTC
    #15
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I heard he's uncircumcised.
  16. 2024-12-30 at 11:52 PM UTC
    #16
    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Kafka This is the plan now because I have a feeling painkillers won't work.


    That's better than painkillers. Do like 5 or 6.
  17. 2024-12-30 at 11:59 PM UTC
    #17
    ner vegas Space Nigga
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ This thread is now about hypochondriacs.

    it always was
  18. 2024-12-30 at 11:59 PM UTC
    #18
    ner vegas Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kingoftoes For being a remake 100 years later, this movie manages to hang onto the eerieness of early 20th century horror films. The camera shots are great, slow panning and level shots create a slow pace that is occasionally broken.

    The sound design is pretty typical for a horror movie, the costumes and sets are pretty good and AFAIK accurately portray Victorian Germany.

    8/10. My only notable contentions with this movie are that some portions of the plot are spoon fed to you, some characters where more or less unnecessary (2 children, a doctor's assistant, etc.), and some parts of the movie by FAR overused low frequency rumbles and infrasound.

    I've never actually seen the original in full, should maybe do that
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