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Am I the only one who doesn’t like the smell of the ocean?

  1. #1
    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    It smells gross to me. Like a salty fish‐market.
  2. #2
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by blackbird It smells gross to me. Like a salty fish‐market.

    Salty Air
    It depends. low tide is pew but often it has a interesting and pleasant smell.
    Birds lay eggs and when the birds hatch or die the egg shells and low tide is probably what it's like to huff Jenkem

    but often the sand and the breeze and the wild flowers combined is a beautiful smell.
  3. #3
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    The salty air fills my lungs. I stand and gaze at the eternity of the Atlantic.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #4
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    I like Starlings. They're so beautiful in flight and making all of those neato patterns.

    Saw some near the Berkeley Marina a couple years ago. don't see them often there in such numbers.

    they have Red-winged blackbirds there too. at least the Males are (I think). so beautiful.

    Oh, the newest story in the bay area, our Brown Squirrel population are eating some kind of Rodents never seen before. They're murdering some kind of mouse like rodent but not just for competition. They're fucking EATING THEM!
  5. #5
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Fuck the beach.
  6. #6
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Fun fact: inhaling ocean air strengthens your lungs, no matter how bad the smell.


    sniff away.
  7. #7
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl Fun fact: inhaling ocean air strengthens your lungs, no matter how bad the smell.


    sniff away.

    You can get the same effect from a negative ion generator
  8. #8
    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Walk by the octane, take a smell and say "Goʻod morning ladies. :
  9. #9
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Never smelled an ocean before

    maybe send me some in a bottle along with your underwear
  10. #10
    Originally posted by blackbird It smells gross to me. Like a salty fish‐market.

    I guess it depends on where you are smelling it, if you were on a desert island in the pacific then I'm sure it would smell divine...if on the other hand you were in some shithole port in India I'm sure it would smell like sheeeeeeeeiiiiite
  11. #11
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I guess it depends on where you are smelling it, if you were on a desert island in the pacific then I'm sure it would smell divine…if on the other hand you were in some shithole port in India I'm sure it would smell like sheeeeeeeeiiiiite

    I lived on an island 12 miles from where the Gulf Stream and the Labrador Current meet. It still smelled funky.
  12. #12
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Yes
  13. #13
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Grimace The salty air fills my lungs. I stand and gaze at the eternity of the Atlantic.

    💓
  14. #14
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Salty Air is just a meaning for funky rotten egg smell.

    its usually when Bird Hatchings happen and the water foams up with decayed stuff
    It is also corrosive to ships and metal material used on ships. so the combination of corrosion and living organisms and algae and sea weed drying up and foaming on the coastlines is what causes it to be putrid
  15. #15
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm Salty Air is just a meaning for funky rotten egg smell.

    its usually when Bird Hatchings happen and the water foams up with decayed stuff
    It is also corrosive to ships and metal material used on ships. so the combination of corrosion and living organisms and algae and sea weed drying up and foaming on the coastlines is what causes it to be putrid

    Except in the bay area, that smell is from all the human feces washed downhill into the bay.
  16. #16
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    I lived down the street for about 7 years from a beach in the bay. it would stink on warm days but the air was super fresh.. no time for smog to form so close to the Ocean.

    houses have to be painted a lot on coastal regions because of Salty Air. it damages the shit out of wood siding. I'm guessing Aluminum over time as well.

    when I was a kid, Old Victorian houses (Painted Ladies) usually had lead paint and that shit lasted maybe 4-5 years. a lot of houses peeling in the old days early 70s when I was a boy. before enamel or plastic paints came along.
  17. #17
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Except in the bay area, that smell is from all the human feces washed downhill into the bay.

    Not at all Dumb Dum

    They wash it into the sewer and the sewer system does lead to the bay however it's treated first. which can stink but with or without street shitters shitting everywhere

    Stop being so immature. reclaimed water stinks because of the chemicals they add which causes it to create a sulfur smell.

    I also lived near farmland a block away from my house when I lived in East County. lived right on the border of the Stockton Farming region. they just flood fields with shit water and treat it and let it soak back into the aqueduct to feed orchards. stinks to high hell for about 3 days. burns the lungs.
  18. #18
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm Not at all Dumb Dum

    They wash it into the sewer and the sewer system does lead to the bay however it's treated first. which can stink but with or without street shitters shitting everywhere

    Stop being so immature. reclaimed water stinks because of the chemicals they add which causes it to create a sulfur smell.

    I also lived near farmland a block away from my house when I lived in East County. lived right on the border of the Stockton Farming region. they just flood fields with shit water and treat it and let it soak back into the aqueduct to feed orchards. stinks to high hell for about 3 days. burns the lungs.

    https://www.arcgis.com/apps/View/index.html?appid=b6fab720912642b6aedafdb02a76d2a4
  19. #19
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Notice it's not everywhere now? They have poop squad now.

    im laughing at the one in the bay off the GG Bridge. did the Coast Guard or Blue and Gold Ferry call that one in? LOL WTF

  20. #20
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I guess it depends on where you are smelling it, if you were on a desert island in the pacific then I'm sure it would smell divine…if on the other hand you were in some shithole port in India I'm sure it would smell like sheeeeeeeeiiiiite
    . Clowns 🤡
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