The Onion isn't funny. Never was

1. 2024-12-23 at 5:11 AM UTC

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   Landy Pamm African Astronaut
   I don't think this is funny of them making fun of people. Do you idiots find this shit funny? its cruel
   
   
2. 2024-12-23 at 5:19 AM UTC

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   Rough Rider African Astronaut
   The onion makes me cry
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RisiR †
3. 2024-12-25 at 1:32 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Landy Pamm I don't think this is funny of them making fun of people. Do you idiots find this shit funny? its cruel
   
   

   
   Your just mad because they're making fun of you. Which, naturally, is funny.
4. 2024-12-25 at 3:53 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Does garlic make you chuckle
5. 2024-12-25 at 6:46 PM UTC

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   Landy Pamm African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Your just mad because they're making fun of you. Which, naturally, is funny.

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Does garlic make you chuckle

6. 2024-12-25 at 7:19 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Landy Pamm

   
   It doesn't even tickle
7. 2024-12-25 at 10:18 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   Winners use shallots
   
   
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8. 2024-12-26 at 1:15 AM UTC

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   Landy Pamm African Astronaut

   Originally posted by NARCassist Winners use shallots
   
   
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   Shallot Sheen
   
   
9. 2024-12-26 at 2:02 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Landy Pamm Shallot Sheen
   
   

   
   What a squirrel... It must be noisy as fuck in between your ears.
10. 2024-12-26 at 5:13 AM UTC

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    Landy Pamm African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker What a squirrel… It must be noisy as fuck in between your ears.

    You're such a square.
    Add 7
11. 2024-12-26 at 6:10 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Landy Pamm You're such a square.
    Add 7

    
    You're running in a circle
12. 2024-12-26 at 7:15 AM UTC

    #12
    

    ner vegas Space Nigga
13. 2024-12-26 at 9:33 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Grabbler
    
    
14. 2024-12-26 at 11:08 AM UTC

    #14
    Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by ner vegas

    
    Reported
15. 2024-12-26 at 11:54 AM UTC

    #15
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    heres how i judge tv programes if theyre funny:
    
    if they consumed cans of canned laughter every episode, theyre definitely NOT funny.