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Hanukkah starts on Xmas this year

  1. 2024-12-24 at 2:02 AM UTC
    #1
    Mighest Houston
    Can't wait to light the hanukkiah.
  2. 2024-12-24 at 11:25 AM UTC
    #2
    Cosmopolitan Houston
    Hannukah is a minor thing. we don't even get a day off until passover.
  3. 2024-12-24 at 11:42 AM UTC
    #3
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    lol jedis
  4. 2024-12-24 at 11:43 AM UTC
    #4
    Cosmopolitan Houston
    Originally posted by Grimace lol jedis

    Fuck off antisemite.
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  5. 2024-12-24 at 11:55 AM UTC
    #5
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Cosmopolitan Fuck off antisemite.

    I'm suing you over this. Prepare your lawyer!
  6. 2024-12-24 at 12:05 PM UTC
    #6
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Cosmopolitan Fuck off antisemite.



    Originally posted by Grimace I'm suing you over this. Prepare your lawyer!

    Yep. Defamation of character, emotional distress to start. I genuinely hope you weren't trolling before about the quality of your lawyers!
  7. 2024-12-24 at 12:40 PM UTC
    #7
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by Cosmopolitan Fuck off antisemite.

    What was anti jedi about saying lol jedis?
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  8. 2024-12-24 at 8:18 PM UTC
    #8
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Hebrew people need to figure it out and lock in and stop having holidays that move around on wild days. There are a dozen of them and it must be a nightmare to keep track of. This is what happens when you don't have a proper covenant with God
  9. 2024-12-24 at 9:18 PM UTC
    #9
    Mighest Houston
    I start a thread about Hanukkah and I get a Star Wars fan club.
  10. 2024-12-25 at 12:54 AM UTC
    #10
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Left to right, that's how you light!
  11. 2024-12-25 at 2:23 AM UTC
    #11
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I spun my Dreidel and it said you're a fucking nigger
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  12. 2024-12-25 at 2:24 AM UTC
    #12
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I spun my Dreidel and it said you're a fucking nigger

    Tell the turth, you sit and spin on a dreidel.
  13. 2024-12-25 at 2:31 AM UTC
    #13
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    That's not even physically possible
  14. 2024-12-25 at 2:35 AM UTC
    #14
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood That's not even physically possible

    And yet you still manage to do it. I admire your dedication.
  15. 2024-12-25 at 2:38 AM UTC
    #15
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  16. 2024-12-25 at 2:39 AM UTC
    #16
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    do you light a menorah every year, Speed?
  17. 2024-12-25 at 2:40 AM UTC
    #17
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm do you light a menorah every year, Speed?

    I don't religion
  18. 2024-12-25 at 3:19 AM UTC
    #18
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I was trying to fix a space heater the only thing to keep my warm and it has a perfectly shaped 6 pointed
    secrurity Hebrew ztar screw keeping me from removing the hair clogged in the brushes

    It must be a hannukah miracle I think whatever demon G*D they worship dislikes me and is warning me that they are coming and getting close
  19. 2024-12-25 at 3:46 AM UTC
    #19
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    im being worshipped like a damn god!




    Fuhhhhhhhhhhhk

    feels so good to be a fake jedi


    Throws on kippah
  20. 2024-12-25 at 5:39 AM UTC
    #20
    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    I hope to see the world remove itself of the jedis the same way a cancer patient would like to see their malignant tumors emulated entirely.
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