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Happy Crispmas

  1. 2024-12-24 at 11:58 AM UTC
    #21
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Cosmopolitan I own nothing everything is in my brother-in-law's name good luck getting blood out of a turnip.

    Oh, my lawyers will get every drop of blood from your shitty little turnip. Every. Single. Drop.
  2. 2024-12-24 at 11:59 AM UTC
    #22
    Cosmopolitan Houston
    Originally posted by Grimace Oh, my lawyers will get every drop of blood from your shitty little turnip. Every. Single. Drop.

    Turnips don't have blood, use your kop.
  3. 2024-12-24 at 12 PM UTC
    #23
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Cosmopolitan Turnips don't have blood, use your kop.

    Oh, my lawyers will make sure they do. They'll make sure your turnip bleeds profusely
  4. 2024-12-24 at 12:42 PM UTC
    #24
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by Elbow >happy christmas



    BRI'ISH

    Acktually it's Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
  5. 2024-12-24 at 12:46 PM UTC
    #25
    Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cosmopolitan whether jesus existed or not, I'm glad he's dead.

    Me too. For a couple reasons. Most importantly, His death fulfilled God's plan and liberated us from sin. The salvific power of Christ comes from His incredible sacrifice. But only slightly less important is the fact that a real life 2000 year old Hebrew lich king is a terrifying thought.
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  6. 2024-12-24 at 12:47 PM UTC
    #26
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by Elbow Me too. For a couple reasons. Most importantly, His death fulfilled God's plan and liberated us from sin.

    ..only if you accept him as your savior. Sounds like Cosmo is going to hell.
  7. 2024-12-24 at 12:49 PM UTC
    #27
    Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ..only if you accept him as your savior. Sounds like Cosmo is going to hell.

    Sounds like some sola fide gobbledygook to me. You've got to do a lot more than accept Him as your savior. That's why I'm going to hell.
  8. 2024-12-24 at 12:51 PM UTC
    #28
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by Elbow Sounds like some sola fide gobbledygook to me. You've got to do a lot more than accept Him as your savior. That's why I'm going to hell.

    AI says:

    Yes, accepting Jesus as your savior is a key part of Christianity, but it's not the only thing you need to do:

    Acknowledge your sin
    You must recognize that you have sinned and deserve punishment.

    Understand Jesus' sacrifice
    You must believe that Jesus died on the cross to pay for your sins and rose from the grave.
    Place your faith in Jesus
    You must trust in Jesus as your savior and believe that he is the only way to be forgiven and reconciled with God.
    Commit to follow Jesus
    You must make a commitment to live your life for Jesus and not for yourself.
    Develop relationships with other Christians
    You can surround yourself with people who love the Lord and are committed to him.
    Continue to grow in your faith
    You can continue to learn about the Bible and develop your relationship with Jesus.

    You can accept Jesus as your savior through prayer, but the prayer itself doesn't save you. It's simply a way to express your faith and thank God for salvation.
    You only need to accept Jesus as your savior once, as long as you continue to have faith in him for the rest of your life.
  9. 2024-12-24 at 12:53 PM UTC
    #29
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Oh, and no re-gifting.
  10. 2024-12-24 at 12:54 PM UTC
    #30
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Elbow Sounds like some sola fide gobbledygook to me. You've got to do a lot more than accept Him as your savior. That's why I'm going to hell.

    Romans 10:9-10 ESV

    Because, if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For with the heart one believes and is justified, and with the mouth one confesses and is saved.

    John 3:16 ESV
    “For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life.

    Ephesians 2:8-10 ESV

    For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast. For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus for good works, which God prepared beforehand, that we should walk in them.
    Romans 3:23 ESV

    For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God,

    Romans 10:13 ESV

    For “everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved.”

    Acts 2:38 ESV
    And Peter said to them, “Repent and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins, and you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit.

    Let he among you who is without sin cast the first stone. We all fall short of the glory of God and through faith in Christ the Lord are we saved, Lucy.
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  11. 2024-12-24 at 4:12 PM UTC
    #31
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  12. 2024-12-24 at 4:39 PM UTC
    #32
    Cosmopolitan Houston
    Stop pushing your backward religion on me.
  13. 2024-12-24 at 4:51 PM UTC
    #33
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  14. 2024-12-24 at 5:59 PM UTC
    #34
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Grimace These kids ain't got no respect. No respect at all!
    I respect things that make sense. Trannies? No. Christians? No.

    If you want to make bizarre claims with nothing backing them up, then im not going to respect you
  15. 2024-12-24 at 6:04 PM UTC
    #35
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    So today i go to my moms for Christmas party, then i spend night for that santa bullshit. I gave my dad one of his gifts today so he wont gamble too much haha. I got him lottery tickets and reeses candy. Both of his favourite things. Tomorrow ill be going home and opening gifts with my dad, then we go to a Christmas party for my uncle. I was thinking about giving my cat one of his gifts early too
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  16. 2024-12-24 at 6:05 PM UTC
    #36
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Feelin good today even though i havent slept much
  17. 2024-12-24 at 6:59 PM UTC
    #37
    Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Crispy Feelin good today even though i havent slept much

    thats the power of jesus' love for you filling the air on this, the eve of his birth 😇
  18. 2024-12-24 at 11:04 PM UTC
    #38
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Crispy Its Crispmas eve, all houses are quiet, snow is snowing in the northern areas. Everyone is silent!
    Happy Crispmas everyone! Mary is a whore!
    What are you hoping to get for Crispmas???

    Happy Crispmas from CrispyC!

    Can you be nicer to your elders without trying to make false claim of rape. Maybe a 2025 NYE Resolution. Time to grow up Kid.


    I just thought of how funny it would of been had you been you back when Kr0z was still alive and pulled that on him.

    BRING IN THE CAKE
  19. 2024-12-24 at 11:06 PM UTC
    #39
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grimace Romans 10:9-10 ESV

    Because, if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For with the heart one believes and is justified, and with the mouth one confesses and is saved.

    John 3:16 ESV
    “For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life.

    Ephesians 2:8-10 ESV

    For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast. For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus for good works, which God prepared beforehand, that we should walk in them.
    Romans 3:23 ESV

    For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God,

    Romans 10:13 ESV

    For “everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved.”

    Acts 2:38 ESV
    And Peter said to them, “Repent and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins, and you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit.

    Let he among you who is without sin cast the first stone. We all fall short of the glory of God and through faith in Christ the Lord are we saved, Lucy.

    When did you become a Christian?

    Stop bearing false witness
  20. 2024-12-24 at 11:09 PM UTC
    #40
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Happy Crispmas youngun

    Hope you have a great holiday
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