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how many of you

  1. #1
    Warlord Houston
    experienced women farting during sex?
  2. #2
    6835378gjjsjs Tuskegee Airman
    Any 12 year olds?
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    6835378gjjsjs Tuskegee Airman
    Has u guys seen one
  4. #4
    Warlord Houston
    Originally posted by 6835378gjjsjs Any 12 year olds?

    legal in victorian times.
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  5. #5
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Farming in people's faces was frowned upon In those days but the victorians were the early pioneers in jenkem, they were known to store their shite in disused milk churns.

    Ask your dad.
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    igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
    yeah i was fucking an escort 1 1/2-2 years ago doggystyle and she farted (i didn't hear anything) and it STUNK. i was so turned off and grossed out i immediately faked an orgasm so it would be over. i did not pay her and she didn't even ask me for any money because she knew that she fucked up.
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  7. #7
    Warlord Houston
    babyfwmeing was w thing baxk then. famring iur babies and having them disposed of due to no support for single moms.
  8. #8
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Not me.
  9. #9
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Because I'm a virgin.
  10. #10
    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    It happens a lot during anal
  11. #11
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I go pretty hard in doggy so once I churn that butter for 10 min or so, there's usually a lengthy queef that recalls a bagpipe losing it's air. And it's so cute they get embarrassed and then you tap they're pussy like you're burping a baby.
  12. #12
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    No farts tho. I got poopoo in me peepee hole one time and it hurt real bad for like a week so I only do butt stuff if she asks real nicely or she's not good enough to risk a child with
  13. #13
    Originally posted by CASPER No farts tho. I got poopoo in me peepee hole one time and it hurt real bad for like a week so I only do butt stuff if she asks real nicely or she's not good enough to risk a child with

    Always insist they use an enema first, keep a few in your bathroom for emergency buttsecks, They're only a few dollars at wallyworld.
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Always insist they use an enema first, keep a few in your bathroom for emergency buttsecks, They're only a few dollars at wallyworld.

    emergency because the front entrance is blocked.

    by a cock and two balls.
  15. #15
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I had an ex that a bit of a queefer and one time I was eating her out from behind (not her ass I was just behind her) and her pussy did a queefing motion which caused her entire pelvic region to contract including the asshole which expanded greatly and it was a real show of air and sounds and I was mesmerized and started eating her ass right there in a frenzy.

    Nobody had ever done that to her before and I never did that to anyone. I got a throat infection where it hurt to swallow a week later and ever since that day it was like a seed crystal in my mind that has grown into an anal fisting demon
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