This years Christmas gifts from reps trying to curry my favor

1. 2024-12-22 at 5:22 PM UTC

   #101
   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga
   oh ja, i forgot,
   
   ike was a lousy general.
   
   he was powerless to stop the very thing with which he have fostered and forewarned.
   
   POWERLESS.
   
   SO NO POWER.
2. 2024-12-22 at 8:33 PM UTC

   #102
   

   Fluttershy Short Bussy
   Speedy likes to talk a big game but the truth is he’s probably swimming in debt and in 5 years his business will have failed and he will have drained his entire retirement fund to keep it afloat.
   A restaurant is the hardest business to keep afloat.
3. 2024-12-22 at 9:49 PM UTC

   #103
   

   Landy Pamm African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Does Uber feed you?

   
   Uber Eats has when the order cancels out they tell you to throw it away, give to homeless or take it home and or eat it yourself
4. 2024-12-22 at 10:44 PM UTC

   #104
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fluttershy Speedy likes to talk a big game but the truth is he’s probably swimming in debt and in 5 years his business will have failed and he will have drained his entire retirement fund to keep it afloat.
   A restaurant is the hardest business to keep afloat.

   
   He could join a circus as "The Man With the Ugliest Face on the Planet".
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Fluttershy
5. 2024-12-22 at 10:45 PM UTC

   #105
   

   Landy Pamm African Astronaut
   BLACKWATER