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Poll: are you participating in no nut november?

no nut november

  1. #1
    igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
    anyone here doing no nut november? i'm going to try my best but i have never been able to make it the whole month. i tried 2023, 2022, 2021 and 2020 :( the closest i got was almost 3 weeks. im pretty annoyed at my dick because on day 19 i was scrolling through fucking instagram and i saw one of the porn hall of fame greatest milfs of all time kendra lust! she wasn't even naked or doing anything sexual and was fully clothed. that was the only stimuli my dick needed for me to shoot doodle all in my khakis. i had to change pants because the cum spots were completely visible. if anybody pointed the spots out to me i was going to say that i guess i did not shake enough when i got done peeing *lol silly me* but nobody noticed or said anything to my face. anyways it's November 3rd and i am still going strong, no cumming for me. if i start to get horny i have some holocaust documentaries and the new evil dead ready to go on my PLEX server so i'm gonna put something really fucked up and disturbing and hopefully that will deter my penis from getting any ideas.
  2. #2
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Just delete instagram, delete things and stay away from things that tempt you, i can go a year without doin it
  3. #3
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #4
    No Cum for Old Men
  5. #5
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    If I'd only seen this thread 2 minutes ago.

    Who wants a high five by the way?
  6. #6
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    well I already lost
  7. #7
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    I win
  8. #8
    igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
    yeah i failed two weeks in
  9. #9
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Semen retention is great if you enjoy being angry and horny all the time.
  10. #10
    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Fluttershy Semen retention is great if you enjoy being angry and horny all the time.

    I bet you would like to retain some semen (from me)
  11. #11
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Rough Rider I bet you would like to retain some semen (from me)

    Not if you were the last penis on earth, Brad.
  12. #12
    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Fluttershy Not if you were the last penis on earth, Brad.

    That's awful. I wish you'd just give me and penis a shot at love
  13. #13
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I wasn't doing NNN, but coincidentally I had a 30 day streak of both not jerking off AND not watching porn. I started in early November and it ended in early December. I just woke up one night and it got the best of me; I just couldn't hold it in any longer.
  14. #14
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I never managed to get that far, mind you. Longest I held on was 21 days in 2014. So I broke my record. Hooray. Don't think I could do it again.
  15. #15
    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I never managed to get that far, mind you. Longest I held on was 21 days in 2014. So I broke my record. Hooray. Don't think I could do it again.

    Can I wear a niggab and suck your lil muhammed
  16. #16
    denuttification november
  17. #17
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    l0sty
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