This years Christmas gifts from reps trying to curry my favor

1. 2024-12-20 at 1:23 PM UTC

   #61
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Landy Pamm I need those cookies right now.
   I'll kill myself with joy
   
   fuck you Elon for taking my gub $$ you fat rich cat NIG

   
   Get off the plantation nigger
2. 2024-12-20 at 1:26 PM UTC

   #62
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Wozny and Brad, lets try to keep the Christmas spirit alive huh?
   
   Good will(y) to all men.
3. 2024-12-20 at 1:27 PM UTC

   #63
   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um makes no sense, my hands are massive and manly…to the point I have a hard time finding gloves that fit…6'4" remember
   
   Talk about irony, a tiny Asian woman talking about man hands.

   
   
   
   thinking size of hands determine manliness and masculinity.
4. 2024-12-20 at 1:27 PM UTC

   #64
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by CASPER People used to give this to me when I sold crack. You sell solar panels or windows installation or what?

   
   I'm the Ops manager for an OEM...I can't say what we make as it's a fairly niche market and doing so would/could easily dox myself.
5. 2024-12-20 at 1:28 PM UTC

   #65
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina
   
   thinking size of hands determine manliness and masculinity.

   
   Um well yeah, no one is going to look at your feminine little Asian hand and think "oooh what a man!"
   
   Conversely no one is going to look at my large, scarred up man hands and thing.."oh how ladylike"
   
   
6. 2024-12-20 at 1:31 PM UTC

   #66
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um well yeah, no one is going to look at your feminine little Asian hand and think "oooh what a man!"
   
   Conversely no one is going to look at my large, scarred up man hands and thing.."oh how ladylike"
   
   

   
   Your hands aren't really scarred up from the pics you posted.
7. 2024-12-20 at 1:31 PM UTC

   #67
   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um well yeah, no one is going to look at your feminine little Asian hand and think "oooh what a man!"
   
   

   
   
   
   no, its from the smothness and tenderness of your hands from the lack of doing strong and masculine activities.
   
   my manly fingers are all calloused and the tips are cracked from doing man stuffs. they feel like male velcros when i swipe them across soft polyester clothes.
8. 2024-12-20 at 1:33 PM UTC

   #68
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Your hands aren't really scarred up from the pics you posted.

   
   They are, the scars don't really show up well in the photos and are old faded. They were much more prominent 15/20yrs ago...though still noticeable now as people often ask me "how did you get that'. Weirdly my road rash scars on them show up more in the summer..I guess because they don't tan the same as the unscarred skin.
9. 2024-12-20 at 1:36 PM UTC

   #69
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They are, the scars don't really show up well in the photos and are old faded. They were much more prominent 15/20yrs ago…though still noticeable now as people often ask me "how did you get that'. Weirdly my road rash scars on them show up more in the summer..I guess because they don't tan the same as the unscarred skin.

   
   Melanin, scars don't have it.
10. 2024-12-20 at 1:38 PM UTC

    #70
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Makes sense
11. 2024-12-20 at 1:40 PM UTC

    #71
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina
    
    no, its from the smothness and tenderness of your hands from the lack of doing strong and masculine activities.
    
    my manly fingers are all calloused and the tips are cracked from doing man stuffs. they feel like male velcros when i swipe them across soft polyester clothes.

    
    Um but I do strong manly activities and have all my life.
    
    Feel free to post a pic of your hands vinny ...but we know you're too chickenshit to reveal those effeminate digits
12. 2024-12-20 at 1:42 PM UTC

    #72
    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um but I do strong manly activities and have all my life.
    
    Feel free to post a pic of your hands vinny …but we know you're too chickenshit to reveal those effeminate digits

    
    its more of an opsec thing not to reveal fingerprints on da interweb
13. 2024-12-20 at 1:47 PM UTC

    #73
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina its more of an opsec thing not to reveal fingerprints on da interweb

    
    Sure sure princess
14. 2024-12-20 at 1:59 PM UTC

    #74
    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sure sure princess

    
    your free to imagine my little hands wrapped around your limb tho.
    
    ja, that limb.
15. 2024-12-20 at 1:59 PM UTC

    #75
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina your free to imagine my little hands wrapped around your limb tho.
    
    ja, that limb.

    
    Cope and noodles, it's what's for Vinny's lunch.
16. 2024-12-20 at 2:11 PM UTC

    #76
    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga
    immitation is the sincerest foam of cope
17. 2024-12-20 at 2:41 PM UTC

    #77
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina what valueable informations or thoughts have you contributed other than the usual homoerotic fantasies involving users here.

    
    
    

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina your free to imagine my little hands wrapped around your limb tho.
    
    ja, that limb.

    
    

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina i already have a reciprocating, brushless power dildo for that

    
    
    
    
18. 2024-12-20 at 3 PM UTC

    #78
    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker

    
    
19. 2024-12-20 at 7:37 PM UTC

    #79
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker

20. 2024-12-20 at 8:08 PM UTC

    #80
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina immitation is the sincerest foam of cope

    
    You do a great job of imitating an idiot.