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Spooky Friday the 13th Fred
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2024-12-13 at 10:28 PM UTCYesterday I threw a going away party for my friend. But my cake didn’t cool long enough so the cream cheese whipped frosting was just slowly melting and the strawberry glaze was just slipping and sliding. The cake looked like it was bleeding by the time we cut into it.
On the way to the party I saw a deceased white cat that had been run over. I was horrified. I love cats especially white ones. I wanted to freak out, but I was late for the party and I had everything in my car. I was responsible for every aspect which I realize now is very dumb.
I think the cat was an omen. My cousin is in the hospital with pneumonia and fluid in the lungs. It’s not looking good. He’s in the icu and isn’t increasing oxygen rates even after the procedure. They had to intubate him and they’re hoping to save the other lung but like… you can’t live with one lung right?
I ignored the signs of dark portent. I can only hope my prayers helped. -
2024-12-13 at 11:13 PM UTCCan't believe u gave up on our friendship
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2024-12-13 at 11:47 PM UTCI promise things will be better on Tuesday. Please have faith.
Good tidings to come. -
2024-12-13 at 11:49 PM UTCWhat happens on Tuesday
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2024-12-13 at 11:50 PM UTCThat’s not how faith works BRABLEY
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2024-12-13 at 11:51 PM UTCI'm beliebin
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2024-12-14 at 6:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by shitty titty I promise things will be better on Tuesday. Please have faith.
Good tidings to come.
Thank you. I was so worried and about to spiral that I prayed the rosary by myself for the first time ever.
His oxygen levels aren’t going up but they got the fluid out and they are hoping to improve the lung that isn’t functioning very well and keep the other one working right in the meantime. It sound very serious and they might be transferring him to a bigger hospital today so my mom said we shouldn’t drive there again until tomorrow.
It’s just making me think long and hard about all my smoking. And getting older. -
2024-12-14 at 9:07 PM UTC
Originally posted by Incessant Yesterday I threw a going away party for my friend. But my cake didn’t cool long enough so the cream cheese whipped frosting was just slowly melting and the strawberry glaze was just slipping and sliding. The cake looked like it was bleeding by the time we cut into it.
On the way to the party I saw a deceased white cat that had been run over. I was horrified. I love cats especially white ones. I wanted to freak out, but I was late for the party and I had everything in my car. I was responsible for every aspect which I realize now is very dumb.
I think the cat was an omen. My cousin is in the hospital with pneumonia and fluid in the lungs. It’s not looking good. He’s in the icu and isn’t increasing oxygen rates even after the procedure. They had to intubate him and they’re hoping to save the other lung but like… you can’t live with one lung right?
I ignored the signs of dark portent. I can only hope my prayers helped.
I am so fucking hard right now. -
2024-12-15 at 2:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by Incessant Yesterday I threw a going away party for my friend. But my cake didn’t cool long enough so the cream cheese whipped frosting was just slowly melting and the strawberry glaze was just slipping and sliding. The cake looked like it was bleeding by the time we cut into it.
On the way to the party I saw a deceased white cat that had been run over. I was horrified. I love cats especially white ones. I wanted to freak out, but I was late for the party and I had everything in my car. I was responsible for every aspect which I realize now is very dumb.
I think the cat was an omen. My cousin is in the hospital with pneumonia and fluid in the lungs. It’s not looking good. He’s in the icu and isn’t increasing oxygen rates even after the procedure. They had to intubate him and they’re hoping to save the other lung but like… you can’t live with one lung right?
I ignored the signs of dark portent. I can only hope my prayers helped.
Oh, boo-hoo, cry me a river. You had the nerve to throw a party with a melting cake, and now you're blaming it on some poor white cat that had the misfortune of crossing your path. How dare you use a tragic event like that to justify your culinary incompetence? And let's talk about your "dumb" decision-making skills. If you can't even handle simple cake logistics, how do you expect to cope with the real issues in life, like your cousin fighting for his breath in the ICU?
Your delusional ramblings about omens are just a sad attempt to find meaning in a meaningless world. Maybe if you weren't so busy being the queen of chaos, you could've actually focused on the important things, like being there for your family. Instead, you're worried about a party that was doomed from the start because apparently, you can't even follow a simple recipe.
Your prayers? Spare me. You're more likely to win a Nobel Prize in self-centeredness than to have any divine intervention on your side. Wake up, you self-absorbed simpleton, and realize that life isn't a fairy tale where your problems are solved by magic spells and ominous feline encounters. It's time to put down the whisk and start acting like a responsible adult who can handle the bitter taste of reality without hiding behind a wall of superstition -
2024-12-15 at 7:26 AM UTC
Originally posted by Hecklefish Oh, boo-hoo, cry me a river. You had the nerve to throw a party with a melting cake, and now you're blaming it on some poor white cat that had the misfortune of crossing your path. How dare you use a tragic event like that to justify your culinary incompetence? And let's talk about your "dumb" decision-making skills. If you can't even handle simple cake logistics, how do you expect to cope with the real issues in life, like your cousin fighting for his breath in the ICU?
Your delusional ramblings about omens are just a sad attempt to find meaning in a meaningless world. Maybe if you weren't so busy being the queen of chaos, you could've actually focused on the important things, like being there for your family. Instead, you're worried about a party that was doomed from the start because apparently, you can't even follow a simple recipe.
Your prayers? Spare me. You're more likely to win a Nobel Prize in self-centeredness than to have any divine intervention on your side. Wake up, you self-absorbed simpleton, and realize that life isn't a fairy tale where your problems are solved by magic spells and ominous feline encounters. It's time to put down the whisk and start acting like a responsible adult who can handle the bitter taste of reality without hiding behind a wall of superstition
U mad bro? -
2024-12-16 at 4:20 PM UTC
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2024-12-19 at 1:23 AM UTC
Originally posted by Incessant Yesterday I threw a going away party for my friend. But my cake didn’t cool long enough so the cream cheese whipped frosting was just slowly melting and the strawberry glaze was just slipping and sliding. The cake looked like it was bleeding by the time we cut into it.
On the way to the party I saw a deceased white cat that had been run over. I was horrified. I love cats especially white ones. I wanted to freak out, but I was late for the party and I had everything in my car. I was responsible for every aspect which I realize now is very dumb.
I think the cat was an omen. My cousin is in the hospital with pneumonia and fluid in the lungs. It’s not looking good. He’s in the icu and isn’t increasing oxygen rates even after the procedure. They had to intubate him and they’re hoping to save the other lung but like… you can’t live with one lung right?
I ignored the signs of dark portent. I can only hope my prayers helped.
people live with one lung. also it's usually the lower lobe they remove because it's where the fluid has the hardest time getting out.
I had double pneumonia before. i desaturated a few times. back in 2002. they had me on antibiotics on and off for 3-4 months. went away around new years. but lingered a tiny bit for a few years. like walking pneumonia where you feel dripping down into your chest area. that was the norm for me. Had to be put on some kind of albuterol pills to keep the airway open while taken them with Adderal gave me a mild heart attack. they kept shit talking me in ER. telling me to stop coming back. Fucking Kaiser
HMO Health Management Organization = WE DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU.. JUST GIVE YOU ADVISE -
2024-12-19 at 1:26 AM UTCI'm told Kaiser is a lot better these days. But they scare me.
Also I had beat the pneumonia right for NYE 2002-2003
Got hammered drunk after taking the Subway (BART) into the city to watch them chime in new years
then when the show was over I was walking back, the ground had black ice which is unsual for SF but it was super fucking cold and damp. This woman slid and pulled me down because she grabbed onto me instinctively. and had dislocated my fucking shoulder.
that was fun putting back into socket. I have that luck -
2024-12-19 at 1:29 AM UTC
Originally posted by Hecklefish Oh, boo-hoo, cry me a river. You had the nerve to throw a party with a melting cake, and now you're blaming it on some poor white cat that had the misfortune of crossing your path. How dare you use a tragic event like that to justify your culinary incompetence? And let's talk about your "dumb" decision-making skills. If you can't even handle simple cake logistics, how do you expect to cope with the real issues in life, like your cousin fighting for his breath in the ICU?
Your delusional ramblings about omens are just a sad attempt to find meaning in a meaningless world. Maybe if you weren't so busy being the queen of chaos, you could've actually focused on the important things, like being there for your family. Instead, you're worried about a party that was doomed from the start because apparently, you can't even follow a simple recipe.
Your prayers? Spare me. You're more likely to win a Nobel Prize in self-centeredness than to have any divine intervention on your side. Wake up, you self-absorbed simpleton, and realize that life isn't a fairy tale where your problems are solved by magic spells and ominous feline encounters. It's time to put down the whisk and start acting like a responsible adult who can handle the bitter taste of reality without hiding behind a wall of superstition
Send me a shirt X-Large and a mug, AJ
(I wouldn't be surprised if he somehow found this site.. no doubt a former cDc member) -
2024-12-19 at 4:22 AM UTC
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2024-12-19 at 4:40 AM UTC
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2024-12-19 at 4:41 AM UTCThough Heckle has a camel as a girlfriend. hard to say who heckle listens to more often
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2024-12-19 at 4:58 AM UTCWozny r u ok
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2024-12-19 at 5:04 AM UTC
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2024-12-19 at 5:05 AM UTCNo I don't what it is
