I'm sad

1. 2024-12-18 at 10:07 PM UTC

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   Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
   Sad brad sad
2. 2024-12-18 at 11 PM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   What's going on? :(
3. 2024-12-18 at 11:03 PM UTC

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   Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
   My gf left me
4. 2024-12-18 at 11:11 PM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Oh, dang. Well, there's plenty of fish in the sea. You'll get a new one.
5. 2024-12-18 at 11:12 PM UTC

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   Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
   Thanks but I don't want to have sex with an animal
6. 2024-12-18 at 11:12 PM UTC

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   Fluttershy Short Bussy

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Oh, dang. Well, there's plenty of fish in the sea. You'll get a new one.

   
   Please don’t use that analogy
7. 2024-12-18 at 11:13 PM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Rough Rider Thanks but I don't want to have sex with an animal

   
   That's your loss, pal.
8. 2024-12-18 at 11:14 PM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Fluttershy Please don’t use that analogy

   
   Since you kindly asked, I shall oblige. However, I wonder -- what's wrong with it?
9. 2024-12-18 at 11:18 PM UTC

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   Fluttershy Short Bussy

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Since you kindly asked, I shall oblige. However, I wonder – what's wrong with it?

   
   One of my nicknames is “fish” and Brad has been trying to have sex with me for months. It just seems inappropriate.
10. 2024-12-18 at 11:22 PM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Fluttershy One of my nicknames is “fish” and Brad has been trying to have sex with me for months. It just seems inappropriate.

    
    Uh oh. Well, if it's any consolation, he said he doesn't want to have sex with animals. So as long as you keep identifying as one, you'll be fine.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Fluttershy
11. 2024-12-19 at 12:12 AM UTC

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    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Uh oh. Well, if it's any consolation, he said he doesn't want to have sex with animals. So as long as you keep identifying as one, you'll be fine.

    
    Ya right Imma stretch this nigga ASAP
12. 2024-12-19 at 12:17 AM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Glad Brad
    Sad Brad
    Mad Brad
    Rad Brad
    Bad Brad
13. 2024-12-19 at 12:18 AM UTC

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    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    I'm not your step dad I'm your step _______
14. 2024-12-19 at 4:25 AM UTC

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    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    Hey everyone :c