Folks it's very lonely being an unlikeable old alcoholic with "no one in the world that has no emotional intelligence and is incapable of properly loving someone the way they need to be loved" (Source: frala)
So I've decided to take matters into my own hands.
I'm going to make a sex doll and with 3d printing and AI, I'm going to essentially make fluttershy into a cuddle-doll
I think I can get a professionally printed fabric pillow for the face;
^ Fluttershy
and put it on like a body shaped pillow
^ example of me & the future FlutterFluffer
I have seen these things kinda like they put into children's toys where you can get the doll to talk if you squeeze the button and I have over 20 minutes of him talking to me to use through AI apps to make it say things like
"Bradley you're so attractive."
"Even though you don't have hair I think you are beautiful."
"You are definitely not a massive faggot like everyone says you are online."
"I love you"
"Cum in my pillow"
I was thinking we also include a machine stroker for the backdoor for anal play.
So basically combine this together and just keep it in the bed with me so I don't have to spend another night alone without my boo.
This is until of course I get my trailer and start running a fortune 500 company at which point I will just export him to florida to be my certified cock polisher/lover.
So basically what i'm thinking is something like this, an idea I saw on 4chan several years ago.
Looking for constructive input only and not criticisms. It's not weird, it's romantic.
Discuss.