BradleyB's Eggcellent Egg Flats.

2024-12-12 at 9:11 PM UTC

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Originally posted by Bradley I didn't think of a clever name for this and I probably won't because the first idea that came into my idea was already perfect.

I call these egg flats. I"mma teach how you to make them.

First thing you're gonna need is a tortilla, 2 eggs, and a plate. This could be served otherwise I guess but I don't like that.

Oh and the bullshit to put inside and some spinach.

Folks I can make this in about 3 minutes and people think wow u really made me breakfast, yes nigga u can make 2 of them in 3 mintues just as fast.

The focus as always is speed, low price, healthy. Normally you can't find quick and healthy meals for cheap. Or cheap healthy meals you can make quick. or quick cheap meals that are healthy, but tha't swhat I Specialize in bringing to you.

So cut up your bullshit, for my bullshit I used white onions, jalepenis, green olives, black olives, garlic and red pepper flakes. LIke that shit that goes on pizza.

I put all that cut up bullshit in a bowl, i break 2 eggs in there, I guess u could bust em down like black men do your mother but I like to keep the yolks segregated. I microwave that for 2 mintues. WHile that's microwaving I put a tortila ontop of a toaster like just ontop LOL and push teh buttons down. Taht's a white-hispanic fusion cooking secret.

oh and then I chop up a handful of spinach. I try to eat spinach and mixed vegetables as often as I can and if you don't like to eat those things your health will reflect that sooner or later.

Within 2 mintues everything is done, I pull the toasted tortilla off (it'll have scorch marks the shape of an = sign but who cares?) The point is not to dirty up more than 1 knife, 1 plate, and 1 bowl. Now when those eggs cook they become a flat patty lookin thing.

I put my spianch down on the tortilla and slam the bowl upside down onto it so it knocks everything free. if u use plastic nonstick bowls or tupperware nothing si left on it unlike scrubbing a pan u can just hit this with the soapy dish rag and keep it moving.

I put hot sauce on it cuz I like hot sauce. And I ate it with a fork cuz I like to work at the food before I Roll it up in the tortilla.

BradleyB's Egg Flats
10/10