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  1. #21
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina meh.



    manly voice: SO STRONG I ONLY SIP HALF THE RECOMENDED DOSSAGE

    62% rice wine? disgusting
  2. #22
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    WTF THEY DISCONTINUED BACARDI 151?!!!!

    RiP 2 a real 1 🙏
  3. #23
    Originally posted by ner vegas 62% rice wine? disgusting

    it says it right there in english: 90% sorgum and 10% wheat.

    and if you read between the chinese texts: 100% manliness.

    i dont drink alcohol for taste because the prerequisite for doing so involves crossing my legs and holding my 600cc beer glass with my pinky out.

    edit: i'll admit, listerine taste better tho, i'll give you that.
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  4. #24
    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    The yellow listerene is my favorite
  5. #25
    Originally posted by Rough Rider The yellow listerene is my favorite

    have you tries the green tea ones
  6. #26
    igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
    do fentanyl instead its better for you
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  7. #27
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by CASPER WTF THEY DISCONTINUED BACARDI 151?!!!!

    RiP 2 a real 1 🙏

    That's been gone for a long time. Lawyers fucked it because dumbasses were catching their neckbeards on fire.
  8. #28
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Sounds like you need to find you a good hobby to keep your mind off things
  9. #29
    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    Op could be drunk with me rn if he was a better secret keeper
  10. #30
    Originally posted by Fluttershy so for the last year or so i've been drinking pretty heavily. this last month and a half i've been pretty bad, consuming at least 12 drinks per night mostly in the form of light beer. This heavy drinking has irritated my stomach and caused me to bleed, meaning when i vomit i vomit half digested blood that looks like coffee grounds. I didnt realise it was blood the first couple of times until i threw up a mouthful of it. the next day i went to the hospital and they told me that the drinking coupled with the smoking has both inflammed my stomach to the point of internal bleeding and caused my esaphogous to weaken, which is likely the reason it tore during vomitting.

    I am at a crossroads here and need to make a serious lifestyle change or I will die a slow and miserable death.

    wish me luck fuys

    Just quit, I did and never looked back, I went from about 8 drinks a day on average to 0 in one day in 2017. I've been drier than Technologist's twat ever since.
  11. #31
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk Sounds like you need to find you a good hobby to keep your mind off things

    I’m open to suggestions, but it’s one of those things where I probably won’t be able to focus on a new hobby until I get my shit together.

    Originally posted by Rough Rider Op could be drunk with me rn if he was a better secret keeper

    I would’ve kept your secret better if you were a better friend.

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Just quit, I did and never looked back, I went from about 8 drinks a day on average to 0 in one day in 2017. I've been drier than Technologist's twat ever since.

    Yeah, I haven’t had a drop since I made this post but I do miss it.
  12. #32
    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    Well I'm proud of you OP
  13. #33
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Rough Rider Well I'm proud of you OP

    I don’t care what you are, faggot. You’re half the reason I feel compelled to drink in the first place. If you really cared you would just off yourself.
  14. #34
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Have a drink for me OP. I hate myself 90% of the time but it's better being sober tbh. But yeH have a drink for me.
  15. #35
    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Fluttershy I don’t care what you are, faggot. You’re half the reason I feel compelled to drink in the first place. If you really cared you would just off yourself.

    You can call me a faggot cuz it's kinda like 2 black guys using the n word.

    That being said I sometimes feel like drinking this yellows listerine.

    But I'm not going to off myself. I'm trying to have my son, Osama.
  16. #36
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Rough Rider You can call me a faggot cuz it's kinda like 2 black guys using the n word.

    That being said I sometimes feel like drinking this yellows listerine.

    But I'm not going to off myself. I'm trying to have my son, Osama.

    It’s not like two black guys using the n word, I’m calling you a faggot because that’s what you are. I am using it in a derogatory manner. You have had sex with men all your life. You are obsessed with gossip and despite the tough guy persona you put on you actually hate confrontation. You are by all definitions of the word a weasely little faggot and it is only a matter of time before the woman you are seeing sees that just like all the other ones.

    At which point you’ll likely slip deeper into your own depression and turn to the listerine again, only this time you won’t be given a second chance. I hope that doesn’t happen though Brad, I want you to live long enough to see yourself go fully blind.
  17. #37
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Also I hope your dog dies the moment you love him the most
  18. #38
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Also can you tell wariat he’s unbanned
  19. #39
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fluttershy Also I hope your dog dies the moment you love him the most

    Leave the dog out of this.
  20. #40
    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    Sheesh so much hostility
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