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Building helium drones to kill airport employees and other faggots

  1. #1
    6835378gjjsjs Tuskegee Airman
    With the right design, they never have to land. They've been in use for a while. I've seen a giant one shaped like a triangle once, it flew a dozen or so feet above me before switching on its spotlight and spotlighting me. It was completely quiet.

    If you think about it, most of a drones energy expenditure is going towards lifting it into the air and keeping it in the air.

    But with helium or hydrogen (slightly better lift ability and can be made from a battery and salt water) it can save most of its energy for other things and be completely quiet when necessary. I want to equip it with lasers that can permanently blind retards from a mile away instantly. Lasers don't weigh much. I think EFP missiles and poison projectiles would be nice also as they can be pretty light if they're just anti personnel rather than anti tank etc


    I can build these from scratch quite easily. The tricky part would be getting enough oregonite to coat the surface and make it RADAR absorbing.

    EDIT: fit these suckers with biefeld-brown high voltage propulsion and they'll be even more efficient. It can also produce an inertial control effect and reduce the turbulence from wind, and make the drone even faster.

    Bonus: there's a hack for the javelin missile that uses the high voltage from the rocket fuel to produce billions of volts negative charge to do something similar. I know an Army Ranger whose job it was to wield the javelin and he told me about the hack. Once you hack it for this purpose and launch it into low earth orbit, it becomes an unlimited range weapon.

    Similar to the high voltage surface charge in the wing edges of certain stealth aircraft.


    EDIT2: with a lifting ability of 14 grams roughly per helium balloon, and the volume being around one gallon, it would only take around 100 gallons to lift around a kilo of weight, plenty enough for the controls and payload.
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    helium leaks
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    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by 6835378gjjsjs With the right design, they never have to land. They've been in use for a while. I've seen a giant one shaped like a triangle once, it flew a dozen or so feet above me before switching on its spotlight and spotlighting me. It was completely quiet.

    If you think about it, most of a drones energy expenditure is going towards lifting it into the air and keeping it in the air.

    But with helium or hydrogen (slightly better lift ability and can be made from a battery and salt water) it can save most of its energy for other things and be completely quiet when necessary. I want to equip it with lasers that can permanently blind retards from a mile away instantly. Lasers don't weigh much. I think EFP missiles and poison projectiles would be nice also as they can be pretty light if they're just anti personnel rather than anti tank etc


    I can build these from scratch quite easily. The tricky part would be getting enough oregonite to coat the surface and make it RADAR absorbing.

    EDIT: fit these suckers with biefeld-brown high voltage propulsion and they'll be even more efficient. It can also produce an inertial control effect and reduce the turbulence from wind, and make the drone even faster.

    Bonus: there's a hack for the javelin missile that uses the high voltage from the rocket fuel to produce billions of volts negative charge to do something similar. I know an Army Ranger whose job it was to wield the javelin and he told me about the hack. Once you hack it for this purpose and launch it into low earth orbit, it becomes an unlimited range weapon.

    Similar to the high voltage surface charge in the wing edges of certain stealth aircraft.


    EDIT2: with a lifting ability of 14 grams roughly per helium balloon, and the volume being around one gallon, it would only take around 100 gallons to lift around a kilo of weight, plenty enough for the controls and payload.

    A lot of innocent people could get hurt
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    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    Why not just be nice to people
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    Originally posted by Rough Rider A lot of innocent people could get hurt

    good
  6. #6
    igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
    i got you on the oregonite
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    LTA-UAVs are already a thing.
  8. #8
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by 6835378gjjsjs or hydrogen (slightly better lift ability and can be made from a battery and salt water)

  9. #9
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    For producing hydrogen through electrolysis, distilled water is generally considered better than saltwater because it is purer and requires less additional processing, leading to a more efficient hydrogen production process.
  10. #10
    6835378gjjsjs Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Fluttershy

    Err, it's a drone, not like I was planning on riding init. Also considering I mentioned it's for maiming and killing people I'm pretty sure most people wouldnt think fire or explosion risk is an issue.
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    6835378gjjsjs Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker For producing hydrogen through electrolysis, distilled water is generally considered better than saltwater because it is purer and requires less additional processing, leading to a more efficient hydrogen production process.

    Hmm.

    I was thinking of just having it filled with hydrogen remotely so I'm never near it once it's full of hydrogen.

    Could make a nice wifi or cell phone service range extender. An autonomous aerial BTS would be nice also, like a homemade stingray using a full duplex SDR and radio telescope. I've always wondered why ISPs don't do this.

    It could also use alternative frequencies since it will have better line of sight to targets.

    If it's a BTS id like it to be controllable through the internet so anyone can get in a webpage and use it for snooping or just to boost their signal.

    EDIT: but yeah putting retards who commit human rights violations out of commission permanently is probably the better use for it. If I just blind them then I'll taunt them afterwards occasionally before using a soft-kill method to eventually dispose of them.

    Eye for an eye




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