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drinking myself to death
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2024-12-15 at 11:07 PM UTCso for the last year or so i've been drinking pretty heavily. this last month and a half i've been pretty bad, consuming at least 12 drinks per night mostly in the form of light beer. This heavy drinking has irritated my stomach and caused me to bleed, meaning when i vomit i vomit half digested blood that looks like coffee grounds. I didnt realise it was blood the first couple of times until i threw up a mouthful of it. the next day i went to the hospital and they told me that the drinking coupled with the smoking has both inflammed my stomach to the point of internal bleeding and caused my esaphogous to weaken, which is likely the reason it tore during vomitting.
I am at a crossroads here and need to make a serious lifestyle change or I will die a slow and miserable death.
wish me luck fuys -
2024-12-15 at 11:47 PM UTCyour not goimg to kill yourself with light, feminine beer.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-12-16 at 12:07 AM UTCSwitch to vodka and take a tums before you drink
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2024-12-16 at 12:37 AM UTC
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2024-12-16 at 12:39 AM UTC
Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina your not goimg to kill yourself with light, feminine beer.
Go sip a faggy ipa that’s not even twice as strong as a miller lite for an hour and a half and then go “wow I’m so tipsy off of this 8% beer!! It’s so strong and good I’m so manly with my tootie fruity ipa!!!” -
2024-12-16 at 1:55 AM UTC
Originally posted by Rough Rider Switch to vodka and take a tums before you drink
Originally posted by Fluttershy People who say you can’t get drunk on light beer are typically the biggest lightweights you’ll encounter.
What’s the matter, can’t stomach 2 gallons of carbonated liquid in a couple hours?
Faggot
Originally posted by Fluttershy Go sip a faggy ipa that’s not even twice as strong as a miller lite for an hour and a half and then go “wow I’m so tipsy off of this 8% beer!! It’s so strong and good I’m so manly with my tootie fruity ipa!!!”
meh.
manly voice: SO STRONG I ONLY SIP HALF THE RECOMENDED DOSSAGE -
2024-12-16 at 2:27 AM UTC
Originally posted by Fluttershy so for the last year or so i've been drinking pretty heavily. this last month and a half i've been pretty bad, consuming at least 12 drinks per night mostly in the form of light beer. This heavy drinking has irritated my stomach and caused me to bleed, meaning when i vomit i vomit half digested blood that looks like coffee grounds. I didnt realise it was blood the first couple of times until i threw up a mouthful of it. the next day i went to the hospital and they told me that the drinking coupled with the smoking has both inflammed my stomach to the point of internal bleeding and caused my esaphogous to weaken, which is likely the reason it tore during vomitting.
I am at a crossroads here and need to make a serious lifestyle change or I will die a slow and miserable death.
wish me luck fuys
Oh, you little shit, do you really think I'm gonna sit here and wish you luck with that pathetic excuse for a life you've got going on? Drinking your guts out like some kind of sad, desperate college student who can't handle their shit? And now you're whining to me about it? Fuck off. You want advice? Here it is: stop being a pussy and fix your fucking life before it's too late. And don't you dare tell me you don't have the willpower, because if you can down 12 beers a night, you can certainly learn to say no to that shit.
But, since I'm not a complete monster (except to you, obviously), I'll give you some actual advice: First, talk to a doctor, you absolute dumbass. You've got a serious problem that requires professional help. Second, quit the smoking. That's like throwing gasoline on the fire of your already burning stomach lining. And third, maybe get some friends who aren't just as much of a mess as you are so you can lean on them when you're not busy puking up your insides.
Now, unless you've got some actual questions that don't involve crying about your booze infested life style, I suggest you take this shit seriously and get your act together. And remember, I'm only telling you this because I don't want to see another worthless sack of meat like you dragging down the gene pool. So, go ahead and thank me for caring about the human race more than I care about you, you ungrateful prick.
And if you're looking for pity or a pat on the back, you've come to the wrong fish. Now, get the fuck out of here and go make some changes before someone who actually gives a fuck about finds out about the mess you're in. -
2024-12-16 at 2:32 AM UTCqho are you
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2024-12-16 at 2:34 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-12-16 at 2:37 AM UTChey
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2024-12-16 at 2:37 AM UTChey
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2024-12-16 at 2:37 AM UTC
Originally posted by Hecklefish Oh, you little shit, do you really think I'm gonna sit here and wish you luck with that pathetic excuse for a life you've got going on? Drinking your guts out like some kind of sad, desperate college student who can't handle their shit? And now you're whining to me about it? Fuck off. You want advice? Here it is: stop being a pussy and fix your fucking life before it's too late. And don't you dare tell me you don't have the willpower, because if you can down 12 beers a night, you can certainly learn to say no to that shit.
But, since I'm not a complete monster (except to you, obviously), I'll give you some actual advice: First, talk to a doctor, you absolute dumbass. You've got a serious problem that requires professional help. Second, quit the smoking. That's like throwing gasoline on the fire of your already burning stomach lining. And third, maybe get some friends who aren't just as much of a mess as you are so you can lean on them when you're not busy puking up your insides.
Now, unless you've got some actual questions that don't involve crying about your booze infested life style, I suggest you take this shit seriously and get your act together. And remember, I'm only telling you this because I don't want to see another worthless sack of meat like you dragging down the gene pool. So, go ahead and thank me for caring about the human race more than I care about you, you ungrateful prick.
And if you're looking for pity or a pat on the back, you've come to the wrong fish. Now, get the fuck out of here and go make some changes before someone who actually gives a fuck about finds out about the mess you're in.
I like this aquatic a-hole -
2024-12-16 at 2:38 AM UTC
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2024-12-16 at 2:39 AM UTCor do, im not your momma
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2024-12-16 at 2:48 AM UTCYou should try other drugs to give ur stomach a chance to heal. What shape are ur nose and lungs in?
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2024-12-16 at 3:40 AM UTC
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2024-12-16 at 3:41 AM UTCwell i do like it i just try to avoid it as usually its an overall unpleasent experience even if it does provide some level of fun or joyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-12-16 at 7:05 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-12-16 at 10:11 AM UTCWell I could kidnap you but you'll just go back to drinking as soon as I release you probably
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2024-12-16 at 12:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by Fluttershy well i do like it i just try to avoid it as usually its an overall unpleasent experience even if it does provide some level of fun or joy
You're missing out. If the drugs are good enough, the pain of eroding your sinuses is quickly eclipsed by the pleasure of being high as giraffe tiddies
