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Trying harder to be a good person.

  1. #61
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's good that you then ask my advice on why you would do something…

    You clearly don't know what advice means.
  2. #62
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You clearly don't know what advice means.

    Great comeback kid, stay in school
  3. #63
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Great comeback kid, stay in school

    Your the kid, constantly looking for comebacks, just like a middle school moron.
  4. #64
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Your the kid, constantly looking for comebacks, just like a middle school moron.

    *You're...Always an important one when calling someone else a moron

    Stay in school kid
  5. #65
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson *You're…Always an important one when calling someone else a moron

    Stay in school kid

    Attacking lazy typing is the last resort of a desperate moron.
  6. #66
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Your the kid, constantly looking for comebacks, just like a middle school moron.

    *yore
  7. #67
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Attacking lazy typing is the last resort of a desperate moron.

    Lazy typing...riggghhhht
  8. #68
    2nd2lastraw Yung Blood
    how are you with experiencing genuine empathy?
  9. #69
    Totse2k1 Houston
    depends if I like the person or feel bad for them
  10. #70
    Hecklefish Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Enigma Folks it's difficult. I was told about 4 weeks ago by someone very close to my heart that I have an abrasive personality that has made it difficult for people to get close to me. So as many of you have noticed I have really been making an effort to be nicer to people and to be more sensitive and not shit talk people so meanly.

    I want to have a smooth personality that people want to warm up to.

    How can I work to be a better, kinder person in the future? I am open to suggestions.

    Alright, you dumb piece of shit, I'm only gonna give you advice 'cause I know I'm not your father. First off, if you wanna stop scraping the bottom of the barrel with your personality, you gotta start with some serious self-reflection. You've got the charm of a fucking porcupine, so you better figure out why people are running away from you faster than a cheetah on crack. Here are some steps you can take to not be such a colossal asshole:

    1. Listen to what the fuck people are saying. Put down your phone, close your mouth, and actually pay attention to their stories and feelings. Maybe, just maybe, you'll learn something.

    2. Empathy, you unfeeling sack of meat. Try to put yourself in other people's shoes, even if you have to use a magnifying glass to find their fucking shoe size.

    3. Watch that foul mouth of yours. Sometimes a kind word goes a long way, and by "sometimes," I mean "always."

    4. Stop being so goddamn judgmental. You ain't the center of the universe, and everyone's got their own shit to deal with.

    5. Learn to say "sorry" and mean it. And don't just say it to get out of a tight spot; actually give a shit when you mess up.

    6. Do some good deeds for fuck's sake. Help an old lady cross the street, give a homeless guy some change, or just hold the door open. It's not rocket science.

    7. Smile more, you miserable prick. It's like telling your face, "Hey, let's pretend we're happy for a second." Maybe it'll stick.

    8. Stop being so defensive. If someone gives you feedback, don't bite their head off like a rabid chihuahua. Consider it and grow from it.

    9. Practice patience. If someone's slower than a snail on a leisurely stroll, don't honk your horn or roll your eyes. Take a deep breath and remember you're not in a race.

    10. Surround yourself with people who don't tolerate your shit. They'll call you out when you're acting like a dick, and that's what you need.

    And remember, if you slip up and show your true colors, just keep working on it. Change is a bitch, but it's better than being the asshole everyone dreads talking to. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got more important things to do than hold your hand through this. Fuck off and get to work on yourself
  11. #71
    All of that advice could be equally applied to TheBeigeWarlock.
  12. #72
    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Hecklefish Alright, you dumb piece of shit, I'm only gonna give you advice 'cause I know I'm not your father. First off, if you wanna stop scraping the bottom of the barrel with your personality, you gotta start with some serious self-reflection. You've got the charm of a fucking porcupine, so you better figure out why people are running away from you faster than a cheetah on crack. Here are some steps you can take to not be such a colossal asshole:

    1. Listen to what the fuck people are saying. Put down your phone, close your mouth, and actually pay attention to their stories and feelings. Maybe, just maybe, you'll learn something.

    2. Empathy, you unfeeling sack of meat. Try to put yourself in other people's shoes, even if you have to use a magnifying glass to find their fucking shoe size.

    3. Watch that foul mouth of yours. Sometimes a kind word goes a long way, and by "sometimes," I mean "always."

    4. Stop being so goddamn judgmental. You ain't the center of the universe, and everyone's got their own shit to deal with.

    5. Learn to say "sorry" and mean it. And don't just say it to get out of a tight spot; actually give a shit when you mess up.

    6. Do some good deeds for fuck's sake. Help an old lady cross the street, give a homeless guy some change, or just hold the door open. It's not rocket science.

    7. Smile more, you miserable prick. It's like telling your face, "Hey, let's pretend we're happy for a second." Maybe it'll stick.

    8. Stop being so defensive. If someone gives you feedback, don't bite their head off like a rabid chihuahua. Consider it and grow from it.

    9. Practice patience. If someone's slower than a snail on a leisurely stroll, don't honk your horn or roll your eyes. Take a deep breath and remember you're not in a race.

    10. Surround yourself with people who don't tolerate your shit. They'll call you out when you're acting like a dick, and that's what you need.

    And remember, if you slip up and show your true colors, just keep working on it. Change is a bitch, but it's better than being the asshole everyone dreads talking to. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got more important things to do than hold your hand through this. Fuck off and get to work on yourself

    I'm gonna read this every day
  13. #73
    #MeToo
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  15. #75
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ All of that advice could be equally applied to TheBeigeWarlock.

    Pauliwog is beyond help.
  16. #76
    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    What am i beyond
  17. #77
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rough Rider What am i beyond

    The pale
  18. #78
    Now we have to deal with fake BeigeWarlocks. That's just great.
  19. #79
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Now we have to deal with fake BeigeWarlocks. That's just great.

    He changes his user name way more than he changes his underwear.
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