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What's the smallest dick you've ever seen

  1. #1
    Kroz's Ghost Tuskegee Airman
    Other than your own
  2. #2
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    BradleyBs.
    He shows it to everyone and thinks it’s far more impressive than it is.
  3. #3
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Seen an old friend’s 2 years ago, it was no more than an inch. Impressive
  4. #4
    As long as the head is there, that's more than the girl's got.
  5. #5
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Actually mine is -4.7
  6. #6
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    -4.0 soft
  7. #7
    Elbow African Astronaut
    ive seen some online that looked like an outie belly button sitting on top of a nutsack
  8. #8
    See, during the penis inspections of the '70s, that would have been frowned upon, and they would have probably pulled you out of the line for questioning. Did something happen? Were you always that way? How has this affected you mentally?
  9. #9
    Kroz's Ghost Tuskegee Airman
    My friend had such a small penis I was unsurprised to find out his sex life did not involve his own penis.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby's Ghost My friend had such a small penis I was unsurprised to find out his sex life did not involve his own penis.

    You're saying he was just big on head.
  11. #11
    Scron, he's like 5'2" or some shit.
  12. #12
    Kroz's Ghost Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You're saying he was just big on head.

    He liked to suck and be fucked. His penis didn't enter the equation at any point. Even as a young man I thought this was very strange
  13. #13
    Kroz's Ghost Tuskegee Airman
    I think it had to do with him being 84 years old. Now that I think about it
  14. #14
    Some guys have dicks that can go from 1.5 inches to 12 inches in less than a minute.
  15. #15
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Ah man it's been a hot minute since I've sat down and googled pictures of dicks.
  16. #16
    Totse2k1 Houston
    This is about in person dicks not internet fetish porn
  17. #17
    Totse2k1 Houston
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Some guys have dicks that can go from 1.5 inches to 12 inches in less than a minute.

    ya in ur butt
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  18. #18
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I haven't seen anyone else's dick in years now. Last time I saw someone else's dick was over ten years ago. My friend was showering in his father's store and for some reason, he thought it was ok to show his dick to me. Foreskin and all. Before that, it was in elementary school, 6th grade. I was at camp and going to the showers and one of my classmates hopped into the same shower, butt-naked like me. Lol.
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  19. #19
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    N-no homo, guys.
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  20. #20
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Ive never seen a dick
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