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Fona's Box of Crap

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I won a "box of crap/coal" on Woot a couple weeks ago and it finally came.
    For over 7 years I've desperately tried winning won.
    They are highly very very highly sought after.
    Costing only $9.99 and guaranteed to be worth $9.99 they usually sell out within a couple of seconds.
    I'm talking like 3 second fr fr.
    Recently I upgraded to the fastest fiber plan I could get and I do say "think it paid off"

    Ladies and gentlemen, I present you my Woot box of crap.



    Yeet and skeet
  2. #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    Loser.
  3. #3
    wut is this? Is it like a loot crate full of random stuff they had in their warehouse or something?
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  4. #4
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Wut b chemex?
  5. #5
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Remember those mystery grab bags they used to do in the 90s at stores? This reminds me of that.
  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    We were born in the 90s
  7. #7
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Oh yeah lol.

    Nvm I AM OLD FORGET I SAID ANYTHING.
  8. #8
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I think you have some kind of weird hoarder/gambler brain disease that makes you think spending money on this bullshit is a good idea. But I support whatever it is that makes you happy.
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  9. #9
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by CASPER I think you have some kind of weird hoarder/gambler brain disease that makes you think spending money on this bullshit is a good idea. But I support whatever it is that makes you happy.

    he definitely does, but i'd rather see fona get dopamine by buying stupid shit on the internet or spending $300 at rain forest cafe just to bitch about it on the internet than see him getting his dopamine by shooting up or drinking.
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  10. #10
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    also this is pretty good as far as "junk drawer lots" tend to go... it's a waste of space and money but fona doesn't do drugs so he has plenty of both!!! let him be happy you sick twisted fucks!!!
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  11. #11
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    invest your money in those unpaid lockers they have auctions for, Fona.

    who knows what the fuck is in them bags and boxes
  12. #12
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    I want a box of crap :(
  13. #13
    ...hand washing timer
  14. #14
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson …hand washing timer

    How else would you know if you washed your hands for an adequate amount of time? Are the brits really this stupid?
  15. #15
    Originally posted by CASPER I think you have some kind of weird hoarder/gambler brain disease that makes you think spending money on this bullshit is a good idea. But I support whatever it is that makes you happy.

    hes not alone.

    a large cross sectikn of "americans" have this condition, which is why these craps sold out in 3 seconds.
  16. #16
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm invest your money in those unpaid lockers they have auctions for, Fona.

    who knows what the fuck is in them bags and boxes

    i wonder why so far no one have booby trapped their locker with huge amount of very high explosives just to blow up these treasure hunters.
  17. #17
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina i wonder why so far no one have booby trapped their locker with huge amount of very high explosives just to blow up these treasure hunters.

    Why would anyone have such a vendetta against treasure hunters?
  18. #18
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Fluttershy Why would anyone have such a vendetta against treasure hunters?

    Some people are just malicious and have a wanton disregard for anything except chaotic violence
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  19. #19
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Bradley Some people are just malicious and have a wanton disregard for anything except chaotic violence

    reminds me of this guy i met on the internet but instead of chaotic violence he liked to mildly shit talk people on the internet and then get really really butthurt when they would mildly shit talk back
  20. #20
    Bradley Florida Man
    Yes I can imagine how sexually frustrated that could make you
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