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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by WellHung Sodomizing a nun

    Was her name Sister Pfister?
  2. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    i just woke up from a nightmare only to step in cat puke on my way here to see another nightmare, FUCK!
  3. WellHung Black Hole
    Babysitting my friend's daughter and molesting her as she sleeps
  4. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Just waking up and trying to figure out what I'm going to do for the day
  5. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    trying to get my sink to drain,, if i dont get it fixed soon i'll go out and cut the pipe
  6. Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by POLECAT trying to get my sink to drain,, if i dont get it fixed soon i'll go out and cut the pipe

    I’m not sure which one is a chore and which one is a euphemism for masturbation
  7. Originally posted by WellHung Babysitting my friend's daughter and molesting her as she sleeps

    quoted
  8. Originally posted by POLECAT i just woke up from a nightmare only to step in cat puke on my way here to see another nightmare, FUCK!

    It's worse if you have socks on.
  9. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    no its not, at least with a sock you can start wiping as you remove the sock instead of hobbling to the paper towels trying not to smear puke across the floor urs or the cats
  10. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Fluttershy I’m not sure which one is a chore and which one is a euphemism for masturbation

    Sally you should have been there when that pipe let go
  11. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    it wooda drenched ur whole front
  12. Originally posted by POLECAT no its not, at least with a sock you can start wiping as you remove the sock instead of hobbling to the paper towels trying not to smear puke across the floor urs or the cats

    Ye olde "Heel Wobble Trek".
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Babysitting my friend's daughter and molesting her as she sleeps

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. WellHung Black Hole
    Grooming a minor on Snapchat
  15. Originally posted by WellHung Grooming a minor on Snapchat

  16. WellHung Black Hole
    Luring a girl near my vehicle with a promise of giving her a ride
  17. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    teaching my dick to spit
  18. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Welcome to The Cringiest Postfest Yet
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. WellHung Black Hole
    Patrolling residential roads while scanning for targets
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