2024-12-05 at 8:31 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
could u dumb it down cuz i have no clue wat u r sayin
2024-12-05 at 10:05 PM UTC
It wasn't advice it was a suggestion
2024-12-06 at 6:03 PM UTC
u can just move anywhere u want in the united states adn tell them u want to do a 60 day rehab program and they will let u do it and then put you in a halfway house where they will help you get a job and transition into independence, living on your own, whereever you want
it's just scary to do it so no one wants to go down that road but it's very freeing if you want to get away
2024-12-06 at 6:05 PM UTC
Originally posted by Rough Rider
u can just move anywhere u want in the united states adn tell them u want to do a 60 day rehab program and they will let u do it and then put you in a halfway house where they will help you get a job and transition into independence, living on your own, whereever you want
it's just scary to do it so no one wants to go down that road but it's very freeing if you want to get away
Wow Brad that sounds great!!! I can’t wait to run away from all my problems and start my government subsidized lifestyle!!!
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2024-12-06 at 6:17 PM UTC
Buying people's food stamps is so gang but i never ever do it because it's against the law!!!
2024-12-06 at 6:47 PM UTC
The real kicker is Jesus was actually born in the summer.
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2024-12-07 at 4:22 AM UTC
There is already a Christmas and such in the Summertime. It's a shit-hole called Australia
2024-12-07 at 5:06 AM UTC
You won't find any snow in Jerusalem.
2024-12-07 at 5:10 AM UTC
Santa Claus was invented by Coca Cola. The feds had just banned their cocaine-laced soda, so they need something that could generate just as much profits. Their marketing department came up with Saint Nicholas as "Santa Claus", using the red and white Coca Cola logo colors. The ploy was a complete success, and idiots worldwide flocked to the idea. And remember, SANTA is just SATAN's anagram.
2024-12-07 at 1:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by Fluttershy
Folks, I was just sitting outside, having smoke, staring into the unrelenting abyss that is the snow storm mother nature sent to punish me for being a homosexual, when I had a fantastic idea.
Why is christmas, new years, easter, hunnakah, kwanza, halloween, thanksgiving, and all the other good holidays during the worst shittiest possible time of the year? It's always cold and wet out, gets dark at 4:30pm, people become miserable which makes interactions harder, can't do anything outside, and all the women are bundled up like where in some third world muslim shithole.
I say we move it all to july, so you have the fourth of july, then halloween, then thanksgiving, then christmas all while it's still beach weather outside and the lack of vitamin d isnt making you want to kill yourself.
thoughts?
Christmas should be on Valentine's day and and 4th of July should be joined together with new years eve.
explode more. we need to be more explosive because not a lot of people make it to the new year
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2024-12-07 at 2:10 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
i miss buyin stamps for 50 on the dolla, i dont even no a hoe who gets them up here
