2024-12-07 at 5:20 AM UTC
"You know how you protect your home? You shoot dose mudderfookers. That's right. You shoot 'em day'd and dey ain't comin' back no mo." - Big Bubba
2024-12-11 at 8:32 PM UTC
I left it at Lanny’s house
Which house has the overpriced handgun???
2024-12-11 at 9:03 PM UTC
Bradley are we going to be nice to each other or are we going to be assholes?
You tell me.
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2024-12-11 at 9:22 PM UTC
I bought my roommate a new TV, a TV mount and 12 light bulbs for Christmas.
Gonna buy a big ham. (Cuz that's what he wants) to bring over there Christmas to cook while I install the tv
2024-12-11 at 9:23 PM UTC
Gonna buy my dog like 5 or 6 things
Probably 1 of everything at the 5 below store
2024-12-11 at 9:25 PM UTC
Sounds like your full of the festive spirit bradders. Good will(y) to all men etc.
2024-12-11 at 10:34 PM UTC
I want to fuck you in the ass as a means of apologizing to me at the location of my choosing.
I have selected the possible two locations which will either be behind the Dollar General by my house or in the closet of your laundry room.at your new residence.
I will bring the lubricant and a dog toy (for your dog)
2024-12-11 at 10:36 PM UTC
Also I may or may not smoke some drugs out of a Fiji water bottle bong depending on my mood, yes you may hit it as well.