2024-12-05 at 7:58 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
its fake stay where u are its gonna be ok
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2024-12-05 at 9:30 PM UTC
California is about to slide off into the ocean.
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2024-12-05 at 9:37 PM UTC
The big one is coming one of these days
2024-12-05 at 10:59 PM UTC
I wonder if that fat nigger Paul Wozny can swim???
2024-12-05 at 11:01 PM UTC
The poor BeigeWarlock will be one of the first ones to go. I hope it's quick and painless.
2024-12-05 at 11:32 PM UTC
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2024-12-05 at 11:38 PM UTC
They finna hafta learn to swim or spiral the fuck out, that one way
2024-12-06 at 3:51 AM UTC
Got the warning on the Ap at 10:45am
Was finishing off a late breakfast/brunch I made with eggs with fancy sauce(nohomo)
Nothing happened. Because well 200 Miles to the north is too small to feel a 7.0
if it was an 8 it would feel like a small quake
if it was a 9 (which is a 1 in 300 year quake we're overdue for a 9) would just feel strong for hundreds of miles
this is the second time this thing that is set up to save you nearly gives you a fucking heart attack when it says "Quake coming in, duck and hold on"
Why am I supposed to act like a duck for? why should I duck.
2024-12-06 at 3:53 AM UTC
igbo
Houston
[cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
COWABUNGA!!! hang ten on those gnarly waves sand shredders!!!! surfs up bitches lets listen to sublime
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2024-12-06 at 1:33 PM UTC
Another non-event folks, just like the Alien invasion that was supposed to happen on Dec 3rd I was all excited about.
2024-12-06 at 2:56 PM UTC
Nothing happened. The eternal Californian empire can not be toppled. Stay mad weak Texans who die in droves from a little frost or the rest of you poor ass nigs who are jealous of our superior economy
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