Legally changed my family's motto.

1. 2024-12-04 at 2:50 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   It is now officially
   
   "I came. I saw. I came."
   
   THis reflects my great skill in showing up, viewing the situation, and ejaculating
   
   but also can be understood as me ejaculating, looking around and then ejaculating more.
   
   It's like when you read a Bible verse and you can either learn something from it metaphorically or literally.
2. 2024-12-04 at 2:52 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Fluttershy Short Bussy
   You seem to ejaculate and discuss ejaculation an alarming amount for a man who spends more than 95% of their time around other men.
3. 2024-12-04 at 2:55 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   ya I have to wear pants because of the breeze hits me from the side I ejaculate then
   
   also when I walk
4. 2024-12-04 at 2:55 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   I ejaculate in my pants so much that my washing machine is pregnant
   
   but u wouldn't know anything about that
5. 2024-12-06 at 1:06 PM UTC

   #5
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley I ejaculate in my pants so much that my washing machine is pregnant
   
   but u wouldn't know anything about that

   
   Have you ever impregnated anyone bradley..besides the washing machine+?
6. 2024-12-06 at 1:26 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   In some cultures washing machine is urban slang for yo momma.
7. 2024-12-22 at 4:24 AM UTC

   #7
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley It is now officially
   
   "I came. I saw. I came."
   
   THis reflects my great skill in showing up, viewing the situation, and ejaculating
   
   but also can be understood as me ejaculating, looking around and then ejaculating more.
   
   It's like when you read a Bible verse and you can either learn something from it metaphorically or literally.

   
   veni, vidi, veni.