Petition to move the holiday season to july.

1. 2024-12-05 at 8:01 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Fluttershy Short Bussy
   Folks, I was just sitting outside, having smoke, staring into the unrelenting abyss that is the snow storm mother nature sent to punish me for being a homosexual, when I had a fantastic idea.
   Why is christmas, new years, easter, hunnakah, kwanza, halloween, thanksgiving, and all the other good holidays during the worst shittiest possible time of the year? It's always cold and wet out, gets dark at 4:30pm, people become miserable which makes interactions harder, can't do anything outside, and all the women are bundled up like where in some third world muslim shithole.
   
   I say we move it all to july, so you have the fourth of july, then halloween, then thanksgiving, then christmas all while it's still beach weather outside and the lack of vitamin d isnt making you want to kill yourself.
   
   thoughts?
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   • Kingoftoes
2. 2024-12-05 at 8:03 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Crispy reverse pedophile
   Just take supplements and wear a jacket
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   • Kroz's Ghost
3. 2024-12-05 at 8:06 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Fluttershy Short Bussy

   Originally posted by Crispy Just take supplements and wear a jacket

   
   that might work where you live but here not only is it seven degrees out, but we have the lake effect which means constant snow, and not the fun kind either, the nasty sloshy stuff that soaks through your boots even if they're waterproof.
   Also supplements don't work. scientficially proven
4. 2024-12-05 at 8:09 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Crispy reverse pedophile
   Then leave, duhhh
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   • Kroz's Ghost
5. 2024-12-05 at 8:10 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Fluttershy Short Bussy
   I wish i could go back to sc and work with the niggers at the mall again. basically could do whatever i wanted. also i could leave to get my managers coffee and dick off for as long as i wanted since if she sent any of the other niggers to do it they would be gone for literal hours, so she didnt care if i was gone for 15 minutes or whatever.
6. 2024-12-05 at 8:12 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Maybe if you stopped sticking things up your butt jesus will pay to reconstruct your anus and you'll be happy.
7. 2024-12-05 at 8:12 PM UTC

   #7
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   God blesses me with snow for being a good person and not dillying around with the cock of another
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   • Crispy
8. 2024-12-05 at 8:13 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Fluttershy Short Bussy
   I don't know bro. I'm pretty happy when im sticking things up my butt. I don't know if the solution is to do things that make me happy LESS
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   • Instigator
9. 2024-12-05 at 8:13 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Fluttershy Short Bussy

   Originally posted by POLECAT God blesses me with snow for being a good person and not dillying around with the cock of another

   
   snow is historically and culturally a bad omen.
10. 2024-12-05 at 8:14 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile
    I love snow
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    • POLECAT
11. 2024-12-05 at 8:17 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Fluttershy Short Bussy

    Originally posted by Crispy I love snow

    
    I do too. In moderation.
12. 2024-12-05 at 8:20 PM UTC

    #12
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Why
13. 2024-12-05 at 8:21 PM UTC

    #13
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

    Originally posted by Fluttershy I do too. In moderation.

    
    if it aint 5foot deep its not even snow
14. 2024-12-05 at 8:22 PM UTC

    #14
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

    Originally posted by Crispy Why

    
    cuz Sally is a bitch
15. 2024-12-05 at 8:23 PM UTC

    #15
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile

    Originally posted by POLECAT cuz Sally is a bitch

    A puppy bitch
16. 2024-12-05 at 8:24 PM UTC

    #16
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    *poopy, stay in school
17. 2024-12-05 at 8:25 PM UTC

    #17
    

    Fluttershy Short Bussy

    Originally posted by POLECAT *poopy, stay in school

    
    yeah crisp, don't you want to be just like PK??
18. 2024-12-05 at 8:26 PM UTC

    #18
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Im getting a scholarship
19. 2024-12-05 at 8:27 PM UTC

    #19
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    for what?
20. 2024-12-05 at 8:27 PM UTC

    #20
    

    Fluttershy Short Bussy

    Originally posted by Crispy Im getting a scholarship

    
    Yeah sailing is cool. I'm not familiar with that type of ship though. is it like a sailboat?