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Strange old men on this website are committing incest vicariously through me on the internet!!!!

  1. #41
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Yeah about the weight of a bodybuilder, just your bodyfat% goes in the other direction
  2. #42
    Originally posted by Fluttershy Better to be a warrior in a garden than a Gardner in a war

    I never heard this before
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  3. #43
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Crispy Yeah about the weight of a bodybuilder, just your bodyfat% goes in the other direction

    Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
    And I'm down to get the friction on
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  4. #44
    I'm ugly and short,
    My mother wish she abort
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  5. #45
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by shitty titty Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
    And I'm down to get the friction on
    I said bodyfat% in the other direction. Meaning youre the weight of a bodybuilder but you have no muscle so youre just a fat lard ball
  6. #46
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by shitty titty Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
    And I'm down to get the friction on



    Originally posted by Crispy I said bodyfat% in the other direction. Meaning youre the weight of a bodybuilder but you have no muscle so youre just a fat lard ball

    I'm medium and full of helium
    just this morning i took a teaspoon of magnesium
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  7. #47
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Crispy I said bodyfat% in the other direction. Meaning youre the weight of a bodybuilder but you have no muscle so youre just a fat lard ball

    Can you explain it to me again. I am very sorry but I can’t understand you very well bc you’re stuck so far up my fat ass crack.
  8. #48
    Your ass isn't that fat.
  9. #49
    It's mostly belly
  10. #50
    Double
  11. #51
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    You're one to talk brad.
    more chins than a chinese phonebook.
  12. #52
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Imma start posting my buttcrack again
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  13. #53
    ITT: we discover POLECAT has a dark side
  14. #54
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ITT: we discover POLECAT has a dark side

    stop! its all just a tall tail to get Sally acting some sort of way
  15. #55
    Originally posted by Fluttershy You're one to talk brad.
    more chins than a chinese phonebook.

    I don't
  16. #56
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by POLECAT stop! its all just a tall tail to get Sally acting some sort of way

    PK likes tall tails and long poles. It’s just the kind of guy he is.
  17. #57
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ITT: we discover POLECAT has a dark side

    I’ve known it to be true since the first time he jerked off on video chat. Said he was “scratching….” Yeah right, who scratches for 45 minutes while staring longingly into my eyes?!?
  18. #58
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    if only you were a real girl Sally
  19. #59
    I'm a real ghost
  20. #60
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I never said i was scratching and you know it, also ,, nevermind
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