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  1. #1
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Almost 1 am EST. Im starting my New Year’s resolution in December, so I’m more likely to succeed. Building habits and learning what works for me will take time, I can’t start in January and fail by February.

    Starting in December makes failure fine, just work harder to find what works then start good in January. My New Year’s resolution is to be kinder, more honest, and lose 20 pounds.

    Whats your New Year’s resolution?
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  2. #2
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I don’t have any resolutions for New Year’s, but tomorrow is my 29th birthday. I arrived in the village today, so I don’t think I am unable to celebrate it the way I planned on. I have, however, been invited for dinner tomorrow night — it’s hosted tomorrow on purpose, because they knew it was going to be my birthday. And they said I have to be back in the village. I left the village a few weeks ago and spent my time in different cities across the province. Now I’m back in the village. I like it here: surrounded by family. And it’s got nice scenery, too.
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  3. #3
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Enjoy your birthday, eat cake
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  4. #4
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy Enjoy your birthday, eat cake

    I will tell you what was for dinner. 🍽️

    It’s currently 2:57 PM here.
  5. #5
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    I don’t remember what i had for dinner
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  6. #6
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I might will get crispy stoned this Crispy sunday.
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  7. #7
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Instigator I might will get crispy stoned this Crispy sunday.

    Are you using crispy as an adjective or a noun when you say you’re gonna get crispy stoned?
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  8. #8
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    I don’t have a New Years resolution but I do have a New Years revolution.
    I’m gonna spin around a few times.
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  9. #9
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Instigator I might will get crispy stoned this Crispy sunday.
    But im sober today
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  10. #10
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Yeah bro it’s sober Sunday
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  11. #11
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    And crispy Sunday. It can be two types of sundays at once.
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  12. #12
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Crispy Almost 1 am EST. Im starting my New Year’s resolution in December, so I’m more likely to succeed. Building habits and learning what works for me will take time, I can’t start in January and fail by February.

    Starting in December makes failure fine, just work harder to find what works then start good in January. My New Year’s resolution is to be kinder, more honest, and lose 20 pounds.

    Whats your New Year’s resolution?

    Be kinder, go out of my way to help others, also lose 20 pounds
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  13. #13
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I don’t have any resolutions for New Year’s, but tomorrow is my 29th birthday. I arrived in the village today, so I don’t think I am unable to celebrate it the way I planned on. I have, however, been invited for dinner tomorrow night — it’s hosted tomorrow on purpose, because they knew it was going to be my birthday. And they said I have to be back in the village. I left the village a few weeks ago and spent my time in different cities across the province. Now I’m back in the village. I like it here: surrounded by family. And it’s got nice scenery, too.

    How many people live in your village? Does the Italian have a presence there
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  14. #14
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Start today and succeed by December 1, 2025
  15. #15
    Bradley Florida Man
    How come as the village chiefs daughter you have so much trouble arranging a marriage? Inshallah your father should help you.
  16. #16
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Bradley How many people live in your village? Does the Italian have a presence there

    Taliban
  17. #17
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Its not sober Sunday anymore, its Monday somewhere so im allowed to get high
  18. #18
    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm having a mild Monday
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  19. #19
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy Enjoy your birthday, eat cake

    Hi Crispy. I thought to give an update. So I went to my relatives who had invited my family and I for dinner. They knew it was my birthday so then after dinner they had brought in a cake that they ordered, for me. A birthday cake. It tasted pretty good.
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  20. #20
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley How many people live in your village? Does the Italian have a presence there

    There are probably a hundred people living here. I miss it already.
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