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S Korea announces martial law

  1. #41
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator Someone fell down the stairs

    And now sum ting wong.

    KTVU never fact checks.
  2. #42
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Specifically the socialists, Marxists and globalists in the South Korea situation, kid.

    lol, literally can not identify a single party involved in the situation. I think you’re the real commie speckles
  3. #43
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Lanny lol, literally can not identify a single party involved in the situation. I think you’re the real commie speckles

    party?!?!?! i love parties!!!!!!!!
  4. #44
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    I don't care about anything anymore.
  5. #45
    Originally posted by Lanny lol, literally can not identify a single party involved in the situation. I think you’re the real commie speckles

    Parties don't mean anything anymore. Wake up.
  6. #46
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Parties don't mean anything anymore. Wake up.

    Idk, parties are how I hooked up with your mom 7 weekends in a row. But you’re right, it didn’t mean anything ;)
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  7. #47
    Awww... not another Your Mom joke. Nooo.
  8. #48
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    She kept trying to kiss me but I said no
  9. #49
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny She kept trying to kiss me but I said no

    "that costs extra"
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  10. #50
    The commies like to operate under the noble banners of peace, prosperity, safety, equality, fairness, freedom, truth and justice, but their true nature is violence, destruction, extortion, lies, frame jobs, fascism, injustice, treason, chaos, murder and lawlessness. They actually think they're fooling everyone, but they're not fooling even near as many as they think.
  11. #51
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The commies like to operate under the noble banners of peace, prosperity, safety, equality, fairness, freedom, truth and justice, but their true nature is violence, destruction, extortion, lies, frame jobs, fascism, injustice, treason, chaos, murder and lawlessness. They actually think they're fooling everyone, but they're not fooling even near as many as they think.

    That’s funny because violence, destruction, extortion, lies, frame jobs, fascism, injustice, treason, chaos, murder and lawlessness is also the true nature of my dick
  12. #52
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Idk, parties are how I hooked up with your mom 7 weekends in a row. But you’re right, it didn’t mean anything ;)

    was it a corpse party? if Spec is 70sish I can only imagine what you meant by this.
  13. #53
    Mother-in-the-grave molestation.
  14. #54
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ner vegas so according to what I've been reading, the SK President is currently going through a bunch of scandals, many involving his wife lying about her credentials, plagiarising the thesis she wrote for her doctorate, getting involved in insider trading and political bribes etc.

    there have been a bunch of protests relating to that, as well as against US bases and US military behaviour etc.

    he's also been using their equivalent of the Justice Department to go after the opposition leader (I don't know the details of this), so in response the opposition and minor parties have been blocking the state budget, primarily forcing the removal of extra funding for the Justice Department and aid to Ukraine.

    the President snapped, declared that all of this was the work of North Koreans, that the National Assembly were anti-Korea and declared martial law. it lasted about 4 hours before he called it off.

    lol he tried to kill himself ic custody, they say 'in the bathroom'

    maybe he tried to drown in the sink, or tried to wank himself to death
  15. #55


    He took on the entire rest of the government, trying to become a dictator, and lost. Seppuku is the only honorable way out.

    It might redeem some family honour from being named "Suk Yeol" too.
  16. #56
    lol what a pussy country.

    the president commited very high treason and the parliament choose not to impeach him.

    theres no redeeming quality for pussy korea and the masculine korea up north should just invade it already.
  17. #57
    Originally posted by ner vegas lol he tried to kill himself ic custody, they say 'in the bathroom'

    maybe he tried to drown in the sink, or tried to wank himself to death

  18. #58
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊)

    He took on the entire rest of the government, trying to become a dictator, and lost. Seppuku is the only honorable way out.

    It might redeem some family honour from being named "Suk Yeol" too.

    was that movie the one where the actor did it for real and died
  19. #59
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina lol what a pussy country.

    the president commited very high treason and the parliament choose not to impeach him.

    theres no redeeming quality for pussy korea and the masculine korea up north should just invade it already.

    another trigger for WWIII
  20. #60
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm another trigger for WWIII

    it takes two belligerent manly countries to war.

    without the US, feminine korea would just curl up and cry if the manly korea invades.
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