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  1. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Thug-Street Why do you care?

    Because I want to buy you a new car, marco.
  2. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by infinityshock if you have a rape fetish I'll happily oblige. I won't even charge you for it.

    No, you're ugly and disgusting while HTS is cute and soft and I'm sure her penis is amazingly sexy
  3. cerakote African Astronaut
    youre a godawful trap and might as well be a redditor

    either take more hormones and hope you find some bitchboy who "likes you for who you are XDDDDD" or only wants to use you as a fuck toy until they find someone better
  4. Originally posted by NARCassist so do you still have a cock?




    .

    Yep.

    Originally posted by cerakote youre a godawful trap and might as well be a redditor

    either take more hormones and hope you find some bitchboy who "likes you for who you are XDDDDD" or only wants to use you as a fuck toy until they find someone better

    No shit. I was tripping my ass off when I made this thread, I don't know why I did it. I thought I looked alright, but pretty much everything looked amazing. Shame I couldn't give my webcam drugs so it could see what I saw.
  5. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    God told me to let you know that either Kinkou or I, should recommend hair-cuts for you.
  6. Originally posted by mashlehash God told me to let you know that either Kinkou or I, should recommend hair-cuts for you.

    Tell God I'm never getting a hair cut because I hate being seen in public.
  7. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    But I can still give you fake compliments, and you can give me your fake fucking-faggot-figgit dick stroodling voice all over again. Do what I say.
  8. I can cut your hair ^_^
  9. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I need to trim my mustache. +1
  10. Originally posted by Kinkou I can cut your hair ^_^

    Do it, faggot.
  11. Originally posted by Phoenix Do it, faggot.

    I'm in bed still and I'm sad I can't sleep anymore

    I have no drugs left, this week is going to be ugly. I'm going to have to start going for runs with my dog.

    We can run all the way over there, cut your hair and curl your eyelashes and put some mascara and lip gloss on u. ^_^
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If you're coming from Michigan my place is en route to Lucy's place so you should pop by and we'll eat some edibles and play a round or two of miniature golf before I send you on your way.
  13. Yo all of this sounds dope af

    I think I'll drive my festiva around the country. It'll only cost like 300$. Lmao
  14. Podge I would certainly visit you :D
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fuckin' PODGE. I'm not used to being called that in these here parts. I'm only PODGE when I have my HODGE. Over here I am MQ. Thank you.
  16. FINE MQ <3
  17. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    You really should visit Utah when you have the time, Arches...Bryce...blah blah
  18. Cuz fags like you keep bumping it.... Fuck, and now I'm one of them. Ayy lmao.
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